Monday, December 29, 2008
I Have A Dream
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true . . . no wait, that's someone Else's dream!
The dream I just had has to do with the photo we took Christmas day. It involved that same cabin, only this time Betty and her husband had taken up residency nearby in a similar cabin, only smaller because they don't have kids yet?
This is a real dream of mine, to be able to live near my adult children so that when they have children I can spoil those grand kids! I just didn't picture it would be quite so rural!
(Click on the photo to get a better view!)
Saturday, December 27, 2008
A Kentucky Christmas
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Home For The Holidays
Getting home for the holidays takes on new meaning when you have to travel half-way around the world to get there! But that's just what Ward did. He's here!! From Iraq to Fort Knox in just about 2 days, but at least he's here, bleary eyed, jet lagged and all.
What is going to make this extra sweet is that the entire crew is coming in. Betty and her husband, Alex P. Keaton, will be arriving on Christmas Eve. Wally made it in last night. The Beaver, when not hangin' with his homies, will be at home.
Sigh!
What is going to make this extra sweet is that the entire crew is coming in. Betty and her husband, Alex P. Keaton, will be arriving on Christmas Eve. Wally made it in last night. The Beaver, when not hangin' with his homies, will be at home.
Sigh!
Friday, December 12, 2008
So You Think You Can Stop After Eating Just One? Ha!
I finally decided to make Rugulach for our book club meeting get together. This great cookie has been around for centuries and the name means "little rolled things." But as my title implies they are so delicious it is hard to stop at just one. Here is the recipe:
Walnut and Apricot Rugulach
Pastry:
1 (8-ounce) package light cream cheese, softened
1 cup butter, softened
2 tablespoons packed brown sugar
2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour
Filling:
1 1/2 cups coarsely chopped walnuts, toasted
1/2 cup packed brown sugar
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger and cardamom
1/4 cup apricot marmalade
Topping:
1 large egg
2 tablespoons coarse sugar (Raw or Turbinado sugar)
1. For Pastry: In large bowl, beat cream cheese and butter until fluffy; beat in sugar. Stir in flour until well combined. Form into a ball; cut into 4 pieces and shape into discs. Wrap individually in plastic wrap; refrigerate at least 2 hours and up to 1 day. Let stand at room temperature for 15 minutes before rolling.
2. For Filling: In small bowl, stir together walnuts, brown sugar, cinnamon, ginger and cardamom.
3. Assembly: On lightly floured surface, roll each disc into an 11-inch circle, about 1/4 inch thick. Spread 3 tablespoons marmalade over top; sprinkle with 1/4 of the walnut mixture. Cut into 12 wedges. Starting from the wide end, roll up each wedge to for a crescent roll.
4. Place each crescent 2-inches apart on a parchment-lined baking sheet. Refrigerate at least 30 minutes. Repeat with remaining dough and filling.
5. Beat egg lightly; brush over each crescent and sprinkle with coarse sugar. Bake in 350 degree oven until golden brown, about 25 minutes. Let cool on pan 5 minutes before transferring to rack to cool completely.
Makes 48 rugulach. Note: I used a lot more than 1/4 cup marmalade. Also, please be sure to use the parchment paper when baking these as the marmalade bubbles out but won't stick to the parchment. These are yummy, and the title of this post is the Yiddish meaning for the word "rugulach!"
Friday, December 5, 2008
On Reading and Eating, Not Necessarily in That Order
I love my monthly book club meetings.
We've been trying lately to get together with meals that somehow match the theme or setting to time period of the book we've read. Our read this month was The Shack by Wm. Paul Young. Without getting into a critique of the book (that's a whole 'nother post) I have to say that it was still difficult to find a food theme that ran throughout the story.
The story involves an allegory of sorts about the a man's meeting with God in all of his forms, i.e. the Trinity: God the Father, God the Son (Jesus), and God the Holy Spirit. In the book, the Trinity is represented by three physical beings, a black woman, a Middle-Eastern man, and Far Eastern Asian (oriental) woman. I think the author chose the most PC characters he could think of, but anyway, they did have meals during the course of their meeting, most of which the main character, Mack, couldn't readily identify, making it tough for our book club to figure out our luncheon.
There were some specific items mentioned that I googled to find out what they were. Turns out they were multi-ethnic dishes with some hard to find ingredients. But there were also several items that I could easily whip up if I wanted to. For instance I think I could handle the Sticky Toffee Pudding, which is a British pudding cake that actually sounds pretty good. The shaomai, ugali, nipla, or kori bananje were a bit trickier, though I did find recipes for them.
Anyway, my group has been emailing back and forth to decide what we should do and given the spiritual nature of the story I just naturally sought some proverbs on the subject.
Here are some I found on food:
Laughter is brightest, in the place where the food is. Irish
He who stirs the pot eats first.
A smiling face is half the meal. Latvian
Talk doesn't cook rice. Chinese
The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. Confucius
Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. German
Here are some I found on reading as our emails got totally focused on food and I sought to redirect us back to books:
Reading books removes sorrows from the heart.
A wise man without a book is like a workman with no tools. Moroccan
We read to know we are not alone. C. S. Lewis
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few are to be chewed and digested. Francis Bacon
And that's how we ended it, back to the gastronomic!
We've been trying lately to get together with meals that somehow match the theme or setting to time period of the book we've read. Our read this month was The Shack by Wm. Paul Young. Without getting into a critique of the book (that's a whole 'nother post) I have to say that it was still difficult to find a food theme that ran throughout the story.
The story involves an allegory of sorts about the a man's meeting with God in all of his forms, i.e. the Trinity: God the Father, God the Son (Jesus), and God the Holy Spirit. In the book, the Trinity is represented by three physical beings, a black woman, a Middle-Eastern man, and Far Eastern Asian (oriental) woman. I think the author chose the most PC characters he could think of, but anyway, they did have meals during the course of their meeting, most of which the main character, Mack, couldn't readily identify, making it tough for our book club to figure out our luncheon.
There were some specific items mentioned that I googled to find out what they were. Turns out they were multi-ethnic dishes with some hard to find ingredients. But there were also several items that I could easily whip up if I wanted to. For instance I think I could handle the Sticky Toffee Pudding, which is a British pudding cake that actually sounds pretty good. The shaomai, ugali, nipla, or kori bananje were a bit trickier, though I did find recipes for them.
Anyway, my group has been emailing back and forth to decide what we should do and given the spiritual nature of the story I just naturally sought some proverbs on the subject.
Here are some I found on food:
Laughter is brightest, in the place where the food is. Irish
He who stirs the pot eats first.
A smiling face is half the meal. Latvian
Talk doesn't cook rice. Chinese
The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live. Confucius
Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. German
Here are some I found on reading as our emails got totally focused on food and I sought to redirect us back to books:
Reading books removes sorrows from the heart.
A wise man without a book is like a workman with no tools. Moroccan
We read to know we are not alone. C. S. Lewis
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few are to be chewed and digested. Francis Bacon
And that's how we ended it, back to the gastronomic!
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Everything's Amazing!
I, like so many of us, take "everything" for granted. My daughter in her down to earth wisdom reminded me of this the other day when I whined to her about the length of time it was going to take to have the Beave's cell phone repaired. More than a couple of days, it was!! Can you believe that? But no empathy from Betty as she couldn't really see the importance on world events of a teenager being without his texting for a few days. Sigh, I knew there would come a time when my kids would not only think that they were smarter than me, but actually . . . were! As if in perfect timing to corroborate her feelings on the matter came this:
"We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots"
And isn't it funny that this comes on Thanksgiving weekend, where I really should be just counting my blessings. And I am! Really we live in an amazing time. Please don't let me be like just another spoiled idiot!
"We live in an amazing, amazing world, and it's wasted on the crappiest generation of spoiled idiots"
And isn't it funny that this comes on Thanksgiving weekend, where I really should be just counting my blessings. And I am! Really we live in an amazing time. Please don't let me be like just another spoiled idiot!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
A Foray Into The Youth Culture
Last night I took a walk on the wild side. Not really, it was more like a walk on the mild side . When your youngest is 15 and wants to attend a band concert that’s what happens when you are the parent elected to take the group. And I’m not driving 45 minutes to Louisville to drop my kid off and then returning 3 hours later. So it was that I got to check out the pre-rock-pop culture scene first hand.
It all started when Beave’s best friend got his first “gig” at the Bull Dog Café just up the road in Louisville last summer. They then made several trips up to play. Now the Bull Dog sounds more upscale than what it actually is, which is a hole in the wall burger joint with a mostly plywood Rube-Goldberg built staging area. It is an ideal location for garage bands to get their first taste of playing for an audience, especially since the audience is usually no more than 20-30 people, mainly friends and family, and the cover charge is five bucks, unless like last night, they get a big name, and then it’s ten bucks.
Anyway, last night was my first time at the Bull Dog. Four excited young men rode with me, and that is in itself a glimpse at the life of a teen today. I was pretty quiet on the way up, but in their excitement, they pretty much forgot I was in the car and I got to hear all of the latest buzz. Who knew guys gossip the way girls do?!
I had been forewarned about the Bull Dog so it pretty much met with my lowered expectations, maybe even a bit cleaner than I expected. Remember this is a food joint, not a bar, so it didn’t reek of old beer and cigarettes, so that was a positive sign. But as we were a bit early, I got a clear view of the mostly empty place and I was taken aback by the sight of an elderly woman in a motorized wheelchair in the corner. She was covered with a blanket, but with all of the tubes and an oxygen tank nearby, it certainly appeared she was connected to life support! And some of the wires went straight up to the television mounted above her head. My first impulse was that someone should check for a pulse! The boys must have seen the look on my face, because they smiled and said, “Oh, that’s the owner” as if that was all the explanation I needed.
For the first half hour I was the lone parent in the crowd (if you can say thirty kids is a crowd). But then I was rescued. Another Mom arrived and we sat together; she wasn’t about to leave her 15-year-old daughter who had come to meet our guys. She was an Army spouse too, whose husband had retired. Army spouses always have a lot in common so we spent the next three hours sharing previous assignments and quite a few mutual friends. After the first band played, we moved to my car. It was parked directly in front of the café where we could still see in and remarkably enough, still hear the music(?) quite well.
All in all, not a bad way to pass an evening. We allowed our kids to have a night out, enjoy their music, and even make an observation about it. When I was the Beave's age a lot of the music was pretty innocuous and mostly about love with a few commentaries on culture thrown in. Look at the top 25 songs of 1970 listed below:
1. Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel
2. (They Long To Be) Close To You, Carpenters
3. American Woman/No Sugar Tonight, The Guess Who
4. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head, B.J. Thomas
5. War, Edwin Starr
6. Ain't No Mountain High Enough, Diana Ross
7. I'll Be There, Jackson 5
8. Get Ready, Rare Earth
9. Let It Be, The Beatles
10. Band Of Gold, Freda Payne
11. Mama Told Me (Not To Come), Three Dog Night
12. Everything Is Beautiful, Ray Stevens
13. Make It With You, Bread
14. Hitchin' A Ride, Vanity Fair
15. ABC, Jackson 5
16. The Love You Save/I Found That Girl, Jackson 5
17. Cracklin' Rose, Neil Diamond
18. Candida, Dawn
19. Thank You (Fallettin Me Be Mice Elf Again)/Everybody Is A Star, Sly and The Family Stone
20. Spill The Wine, Eric Burdon and War
21. O-o-h Child/Dear Prudence, Five Stairsteps and Cubie
22. Spirit In The Sky, Norman Greenbaum
23. Lay Down (Candles In The Rain), Melanie and The Edwin Hawkins Singers
24. Ball Of Confusion (That's What The World Is Today), Temptations
25. Love On A Two Way Street, Moments
I guess by 1970 the antiwar crowd and counter culture singers were all busy trying to make a living!
Now the songs are innocuously whining about life. Though I couldn’t really understand many of the slurred lyrics, I imagine their being something like this . . . ‘I need a better cell phone, oh yeah, cuz texting is my life, uh huh, my parent’s won’t get me a new IPOD and this one’s really old, la la la. All I wanna do is rant about you, oh yeah!”
It all started when Beave’s best friend got his first “gig” at the Bull Dog Café just up the road in Louisville last summer. They then made several trips up to play. Now the Bull Dog sounds more upscale than what it actually is, which is a hole in the wall burger joint with a mostly plywood Rube-Goldberg built staging area. It is an ideal location for garage bands to get their first taste of playing for an audience, especially since the audience is usually no more than 20-30 people, mainly friends and family, and the cover charge is five bucks, unless like last night, they get a big name, and then it’s ten bucks.
Anyway, last night was my first time at the Bull Dog. Four excited young men rode with me, and that is in itself a glimpse at the life of a teen today. I was pretty quiet on the way up, but in their excitement, they pretty much forgot I was in the car and I got to hear all of the latest buzz. Who knew guys gossip the way girls do?!
I had been forewarned about the Bull Dog so it pretty much met with my lowered expectations, maybe even a bit cleaner than I expected. Remember this is a food joint, not a bar, so it didn’t reek of old beer and cigarettes, so that was a positive sign. But as we were a bit early, I got a clear view of the mostly empty place and I was taken aback by the sight of an elderly woman in a motorized wheelchair in the corner. She was covered with a blanket, but with all of the tubes and an oxygen tank nearby, it certainly appeared she was connected to life support! And some of the wires went straight up to the television mounted above her head. My first impulse was that someone should check for a pulse! The boys must have seen the look on my face, because they smiled and said, “Oh, that’s the owner” as if that was all the explanation I needed.
For the first half hour I was the lone parent in the crowd (if you can say thirty kids is a crowd). But then I was rescued. Another Mom arrived and we sat together; she wasn’t about to leave her 15-year-old daughter who had come to meet our guys. She was an Army spouse too, whose husband had retired. Army spouses always have a lot in common so we spent the next three hours sharing previous assignments and quite a few mutual friends. After the first band played, we moved to my car. It was parked directly in front of the café where we could still see in and remarkably enough, still hear the music(?) quite well.
All in all, not a bad way to pass an evening. We allowed our kids to have a night out, enjoy their music, and even make an observation about it. When I was the Beave's age a lot of the music was pretty innocuous and mostly about love with a few commentaries on culture thrown in. Look at the top 25 songs of 1970 listed below:
1. Bridge Over Troubled Water, Simon and Garfunkel
2. (They Long To Be) Close To You, Carpenters
3. American Woman/No Sugar Tonight, The Guess Who
4. Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head, B.J. Thomas
5. War, Edwin Starr
6. Ain't No Mountain High Enough, Diana Ross
7. I'll Be There, Jackson 5
8. Get Ready, Rare Earth
9. Let It Be, The Beatles
10. Band Of Gold, Freda Payne
11. Mama Told Me (Not To Come), Three Dog Night
12. Everything Is Beautiful, Ray Stevens
13. Make It With You, Bread
14. Hitchin' A Ride, Vanity Fair
15. ABC, Jackson 5
16. The Love You Save/I Found That Girl, Jackson 5
17. Cracklin' Rose, Neil Diamond
18. Candida, Dawn
19. Thank You (Fallettin Me Be Mice Elf Again)/Everybody Is A Star, Sly and The Family Stone
20. Spill The Wine, Eric Burdon and War
21. O-o-h Child/Dear Prudence, Five Stairsteps and Cubie
22. Spirit In The Sky, Norman Greenbaum
23. Lay Down (Candles In The Rain), Melanie and The Edwin Hawkins Singers
24. Ball Of Confusion (That's What The World Is Today), Temptations
25. Love On A Two Way Street, Moments
I guess by 1970 the antiwar crowd and counter culture singers were all busy trying to make a living!
Now the songs are innocuously whining about life. Though I couldn’t really understand many of the slurred lyrics, I imagine their being something like this . . . ‘I need a better cell phone, oh yeah, cuz texting is my life, uh huh, my parent’s won’t get me a new IPOD and this one’s really old, la la la. All I wanna do is rant about you, oh yeah!”
Monday, November 24, 2008
It's Time For a Poem
A Psalm of Life
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
(What the heart of the young man said to the psalmist)
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
"Life is but an empty dream!"
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.
Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
"Dust thou art, to dust returnest,"
Was not spoken of the soul.
Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way;
But to act, that each tomorrow
Finds us farther than today.
Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.
In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!
Trust no Future, howe'er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Act, -act in the living Present!
Heart within, and God o'erhead!
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time;
Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o'er life's solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.
Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labour and to wait.
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
(What the heart of the young man said to the psalmist)
Tell me not, in mournful numbers,
"Life is but an empty dream!"
For the soul is dead that slumbers,
And things are not what they seem.
Life is real! Life is earnest!
And the grave is not its goal;
"Dust thou art, to dust returnest,"
Was not spoken of the soul.
Not enjoyment, and not sorrow,
Is our destined end or way;
But to act, that each tomorrow
Finds us farther than today.
Art is long, and Time is fleeting,
And our hearts, though stout and brave,
Still, like muffled drums, are beating
Funeral marches to the grave.
In the world's broad field of battle,
In the bivouac of Life,
Be not like dumb, driven cattle!
Be a hero in the strife!
Trust no Future, howe'er pleasant!
Let the dead Past bury its dead!
Act, -act in the living Present!
Heart within, and God o'erhead!
Lives of great men all remind us
We can make our lives sublime,
And, departing, leave behind us
Footprints on the sands of time;
Footprints, that perhaps another,
Sailing o'er life's solemn main,
A forlorn and shipwrecked brother,
Seeing, shall take heart again.
Let us, then, be up and doing,
With a heart for any fate;
Still achieving, still pursuing,
Learn to labour and to wait.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Canine 9-1-1
If only James Herriot lived in the neighborhood I could have called him and he could have treated our golden retriever, Emma, and also gotten a good chapter for a new book!
But, it seems I was on my own this afternoon! It went down like this: I had run to the store and been gone about 30 minutes. Upon my return I noticed several strange things. First in my bathroom I noticed a guest soap wrapper on the floor, and then there on the bathroom rug were several bits of soap "crumbs." As Emma likes to go into my bathroom and lay next to the tub, I thought "stupid dog, why are you eating soap?!"
Then not five minutes later I go into the living room and notice another torn up wrapper of some sort. I'm blaming the Beave for leaving a microwave popcorn bag out but then on closer inspection I see that it is something entirely different . . . and then with horror I see a half-eaten "Ready-Start" fire log on the carpet. OMIGOSH! Alarms are going off in my head. If that doesn't beat all . . . Well, it hasn't been that long, but I am sure that that log is loaded with toxins, so we've got to get it out of her.
I go to my old standby home remedy given to me by a veterinarian I called when Emma had eaten an entire bag of Dove Chocolate. That is the hydrogen peroxide bring-it-up-chuck mixture of 1 part hydrogen peroxide to 1 part water, and for a dog Emma's size about 1/3 cup should do it. Trust me though, easier said than done. Note to self: get some disposable plastic medicine syringes and keep them on hand.
With the Beave's help we got enough of the mixture down Emma's throat to do the job. Ten minutes later, a frothy mixture (remember that bar of soap she had was in there too) along with lumps of fire starter log all made its way back up and out. What a relief!!
So if you have pets please keep those easy start logs where they can't get to them. It must be the hickory BBQ like aroma that convinced Emma it would make a nice snack. Though I can't really figure out the soap chaser, unless she was just feeling funky. No I'm at a loss why she would go there, but I guess I'm really going to have to "dog-proof" my home.
But, it seems I was on my own this afternoon! It went down like this: I had run to the store and been gone about 30 minutes. Upon my return I noticed several strange things. First in my bathroom I noticed a guest soap wrapper on the floor, and then there on the bathroom rug were several bits of soap "crumbs." As Emma likes to go into my bathroom and lay next to the tub, I thought "stupid dog, why are you eating soap?!"
Then not five minutes later I go into the living room and notice another torn up wrapper of some sort. I'm blaming the Beave for leaving a microwave popcorn bag out but then on closer inspection I see that it is something entirely different . . . and then with horror I see a half-eaten "Ready-Start" fire log on the carpet. OMIGOSH! Alarms are going off in my head. If that doesn't beat all . . . Well, it hasn't been that long, but I am sure that that log is loaded with toxins, so we've got to get it out of her.
I go to my old standby home remedy given to me by a veterinarian I called when Emma had eaten an entire bag of Dove Chocolate. That is the hydrogen peroxide bring-it-up-chuck mixture of 1 part hydrogen peroxide to 1 part water, and for a dog Emma's size about 1/3 cup should do it. Trust me though, easier said than done. Note to self: get some disposable plastic medicine syringes and keep them on hand.
With the Beave's help we got enough of the mixture down Emma's throat to do the job. Ten minutes later, a frothy mixture (remember that bar of soap she had was in there too) along with lumps of fire starter log all made its way back up and out. What a relief!!
So if you have pets please keep those easy start logs where they can't get to them. It must be the hickory BBQ like aroma that convinced Emma it would make a nice snack. Though I can't really figure out the soap chaser, unless she was just feeling funky. No I'm at a loss why she would go there, but I guess I'm really going to have to "dog-proof" my home.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Authors I Have Known (Really!)
While looking for books for Ward to read in his spare time while in Iraq (LOL) and as Christmas gifts, the first place I perused was the History section. There I stumbled across the title of a relatively new release written by an old friend from West Point, COL James Scott Wheeler. The title alone is a bit of a dissertation: The Big Red One: America’s Legendary 1st Infantry Division from World War I to Desert Storm (Modern War Studies). I’m out of breath just saying it! But I was so tickled to find it that I immediately ordered it, not just because it got good reviews, but how cool is it to actually know the author?!
Then I got to thinking that we know several published authors. Our good friend Dana Mangham wrote the tome (well it is large!) Oh For The Touch Of A Vanished Hand: Discovering a Southern Family and the Civil War. Is that not the most poetical, romantic title, Ann with an E? And it was I who commiserated with Nan on how much time Dana spent away from home on research! But what fun we had when it was finally published and we attended one of his first book lectures in Atlanta.
Another friend, Steve Eden wrote, Military Blunders: Wartime Fiascoes From the Roman Age Through World War I.
Then there is the author of Learning to Eat Soup With a Knife: Counterinsurgency Lessons from Malaya and Vietnam,John Nagle, who came to our home for dinner with a PCC group a few years ago. He and Ward stayed up half the night discussing the new type of warfare.
Of course the common thread with all of these books and authors (other than their all having excessively long titles) and myself is that we met through the Army connection. It is not surprising that what they write about is military in its scope, but what is surprising is that they are very good reads. Fiction cannot compete with real life drama or history.
That brings me to the another author that I remember from West Point, Wesley Allen Riddle. He has published mostly articles of a political nature, and I’ll never forget when he and Ward stayed up almost all night tracking Clinton’s second win. What a heartbreak that turned out to be.
But how appropriate this quote from Wesley is in the light of today’s political climate:
If some do not recognize their impending slavery, it is because the tyrant who steals our freedoms is subtle, multifaceted, sometimes benevolent, and wears the mask of a smiling bureaucrat and government social worker, who has your supposed best interest in mind... The liberty we have gotten is not the sort the Founders intended. It serves no purpose nor ends but our own destruction. We witness now the onset of social chaos sanctioned by government, without the consent of the people to do it.
"Secession and the Moral Compact", Vital Speeches of the Day, Wesley Allen Riddle, August 1, 1995, pWest Point is USA equivalent of Sandhurst military officers academy in the UK.
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Impossible Vicissitudes
I never really liked this painting. But now it captures the exact way I am feeling today. Much like these lines from Wordsworth's Michael Angelo:
Do not call up to me those days departed
When I was young, and all was bright about me,
And the vicissitudes of life were things
But to be read of in old histories,
Though as pertaining unto me or mine
Impossible.
Now I have reached the age where I know better. Untenable things happen to me and mine, and recently to friends of mine. Things that make a heart cry out WHY? They are real and present and how we cope with them tells more about our character than we sometimes wish to know.
What do you say to a family who loses their three year old baby girl to brain cancer after fighting the battle for over 13 months?
What do you say to a family whose father just found out he has an inoperable brain tumor?
The horrible human truth is that you feel guilty that your family is whole and healthy. You feel relief that it’s not you going through the ordeal.
But you want to help. Help in any way possible, beginning but not ending with constant prayer.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
International Thanksgiving Dinner
Each year we host our foreign students to an early Thanksgiving Dinner at our Leader's Club. This is a real turkey dinner, with mashed potatoes, stuffing, gravy, cranberry sauce, yams, and home made pies (among many other home made goodies).
We begin by telling the students what that first Thanksgiving was all about. We have an invocation and follow that with a song, Come Ye Thankful People Come. I really wish we had a better song. Not many people are familiar with that one, I'm certainly not, and I've attended a variety of chapel services from Episcopal to Baptist and that's just not one I remember either growing up or from any recent hymnal. In fact, it reminds me of a creepy movie and I have no idea why!
Then we serve the dinner. Now we had 180 people in attendance but we serve this family style. Though it's at a club, there is a more informal connotation only with no kids table and no Uncle Joe telling off-color jokes in the living room. So at all of our different tables we had the opportunity to tell the guys from Turkey, Greece, Jordan, Saudi, Egypt, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Slovenia, Thailand, Morocco, Senegal, Korea, Belgium, Hungary and Canada to "please pass the turkey."
My dinner partner to the right had just arrived from Saudi two days ago. Well, not actually Saudi. He had come from Texas where he spent nine months at the language school in San Antonio. In a way that is unfortunate because they come saying how great San Antonio was, and then Fort Knox is a bit of a disappoint, and cold right now to boot. In our conversation I asked if he was staying in Kentucky through the holiday break in December, but he said no, they were headed to Florida to warm up!
After dinner a chosen group of foreign students puts on a Thanksgiving play. We have the pilgrims depicted on their hard journey to the New World. And their meeting with the Indians, and finally the first celebration of Thanksgiving. Some of them are given lines that they deliver with great accents and some prompting, but it always supplies hilarity for the audience.
My friend Abdullah was there with his two boys. But the Saudi spouses were conspicuously absent, though it is understood why.
I dragged the Beaver with me, though he was not thrilled. He surprised me by speaking with the Saudis at our table, but he bailed on us right after dessert, so he missed the wonderful performance!
Monday, November 10, 2008
Campfire Diplomacy with S'Mores
A picnic in November? This was my third International Group Fall Picnic, and the weather cooperated, thankfully. Still it was in the mid-50s range, so our menu of hot soups, hot cider, hot tea was a good idea.
The students arrived, we had our introductions, and the fun began. I'm beginning to think our friends don't trust us though, because we got a lot of "what's in this?" So after many reassurances of "No Pork!" they began to chow down.
The hot cider was a big hit. Many had never tasted anything like it. My recipe was so simple. Pasteurized cider warmed with those little dot sized cinnamon candies, a handful per 1/2 gallon. It beats all of the spices floating on top. I also attempted some chai, made the old-fashioned way with tea, spices and then adding warmed milk and sugar. It went over well too. The officer from Pakistan said it could have been a little stronger.
Our soups were potato, lentil, cabbage, and vegetable beef. We then had traditonal American desserts; apple pie, cookies, and pumpkin bread.
The picnic was held in what we call the "pit" which is directly in back of my home. The post just recently renovated it and it was clean with new outdoor lights and freshly painted picnic tables. It also has a fire place, so we started a nice roaring fire.
One of the ladies had thought to bring marshmallows, graham crackers and Hershey chocolate bars.
I was the lucky one chosen to demonstrate to our foreign students the art of making a S'More!
HOW GIRLS MAKE S'MORES --
(1) Place Hershey bars on graham crackers. (2) Toast marshmallows. (3) Place toasted marshmallows on Hershey bars to melt chocolate.
HOW BOYS MAKE S'MORES --
(1) Eat Hershey bars. (2) Eat marshmallows. (3) Throw graham crackers at other boys.
I chose the way girls make them! So we rounded up some nice long sticks and I proceeded to cook the first marshmallow. I am the "brown not burn" school of marshmallow cooking thought, and as I was roasting the marshmallow the students lined up to watch. Then the comments started, "Oh, I saw this on a movie, please may I try one?" "Yes, I did too, may I also." So before a few minutes had passed we had a circle of S'More makers. Then I asked them which movie . . . and they all said some horror movie! Oh my! So that's why I hadn't heard about that scene, though if you think about it, I'm sure there are lots of movies that have a S'More making scene . . . Sandlot comes to mind.
Anyway they had fun literally tasting a bit of American culture.
But the whole movie thing got me to thinking, do our foreign students take their views of us from the movies they watch? I shudder to think!
The students arrived, we had our introductions, and the fun began. I'm beginning to think our friends don't trust us though, because we got a lot of "what's in this?" So after many reassurances of "No Pork!" they began to chow down.
The hot cider was a big hit. Many had never tasted anything like it. My recipe was so simple. Pasteurized cider warmed with those little dot sized cinnamon candies, a handful per 1/2 gallon. It beats all of the spices floating on top. I also attempted some chai, made the old-fashioned way with tea, spices and then adding warmed milk and sugar. It went over well too. The officer from Pakistan said it could have been a little stronger.
Our soups were potato, lentil, cabbage, and vegetable beef. We then had traditonal American desserts; apple pie, cookies, and pumpkin bread.
The picnic was held in what we call the "pit" which is directly in back of my home. The post just recently renovated it and it was clean with new outdoor lights and freshly painted picnic tables. It also has a fire place, so we started a nice roaring fire.
One of the ladies had thought to bring marshmallows, graham crackers and Hershey chocolate bars.
I was the lucky one chosen to demonstrate to our foreign students the art of making a S'More!
HOW GIRLS MAKE S'MORES --
(1) Place Hershey bars on graham crackers. (2) Toast marshmallows. (3) Place toasted marshmallows on Hershey bars to melt chocolate.
HOW BOYS MAKE S'MORES --
(1) Eat Hershey bars. (2) Eat marshmallows. (3) Throw graham crackers at other boys.
I chose the way girls make them! So we rounded up some nice long sticks and I proceeded to cook the first marshmallow. I am the "brown not burn" school of marshmallow cooking thought, and as I was roasting the marshmallow the students lined up to watch. Then the comments started, "Oh, I saw this on a movie, please may I try one?" "Yes, I did too, may I also." So before a few minutes had passed we had a circle of S'More makers. Then I asked them which movie . . . and they all said some horror movie! Oh my! So that's why I hadn't heard about that scene, though if you think about it, I'm sure there are lots of movies that have a S'More making scene . . . Sandlot comes to mind.
Anyway they had fun literally tasting a bit of American culture.
But the whole movie thing got me to thinking, do our foreign students take their views of us from the movies they watch? I shudder to think!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Tie a Yellow Ribbon
Today we put a new record in the Guinness Book of World Records for the largest man made, I mean literally, yellow ribbon. Yeah!
I remember my first time dealing with the yellow ribbon and what it symbolized. It was back in the day of the Iran Hostage Crisis. (This was premilitary assignment for Ward.) I was a member local organization and we wanted to show that we cared and bring recognition to the plight of these prisoners, so American wouldn’t forget them. We folded little yellow grosgrain ribbons and fastened them with straight pins. We made up bunches of these and just stood outside of a local supermarket and asked people to wear them. It was purely symbolic, but people said time and again, that, yes, they would be happy to wear this ribbon, thank you for reminding me to think of them!
That little yellow ribbon packs a great symbolic punch!
Then when Ward went into the military I found that spouses would use that yellow ribbon when their husbands were deployed. The first time I tied yellow ribbons around trees was for the first Gulf War. That symbolism carried a lot more weight for us then . . . it was heavy with fear for our guys’ safety and longing for them to return home unharmed.
Now Ward is deployed again and I wear a little metal yellow ribbon pin and I marvel that something so mundane as a little yellow ribbon can hold all of the following meanings of love and pride and faith and honor.
So when our group of over 2000 wives, children and soldiers stepped out onto Godman Airfield on Fort Knox this morning to form a giant yellow ribbon with our yellow t-shirts and caps, we knew that it meant all that it has ever meant; we are proud of our soldiers and we can’t wait for them to come home!
Prop 8 and The Big O
California voters approved a ban on same sex marriages this past Tuesday, but it is already being challenged in the courts. So much for the will of the people!
What is the argument for legalizing marriage really about? Try talking to a gay friend from a Christian perspective and you will likely go in circles, for the argument becomes a circuitous one; due largely to two unyielding and polarized worldviews. I call that argument: The Big O.
The conversation goes as follows:
Friend, “We lost this round, but we will never give up the fight for equality.”
Me, “In what way do you feel unequal?”
Friend, “Well, we should be able to marry, legally, like any other couple.”
Me, “But you are allowed to have civil unions, and legally you can have just about any other legal contract, what is it about legal marriage that would make you equal, I mean what rights are you lacking?”
Friend, “We want to be recognized as normal in this culture, that our lifestyle choice is equivalent to heterosexuals’.”
Me, “Well, our cultures’ values are largely based on Judeo-Christian values. This is an age old arrangement put in place by G-d for the benefit of children and women, for their protection.”
Friend, “Yeah, but I’m tired of being judged! I don’t believe in G-d! Who are these sanctimonious people to tell me what’s right or wrong about the way I feel!”
Me, “So you’re saying you want to be accepted by a culture whose G-d you reject, whose values you reject? Yet you want them to sanctify a union that their value system cannot allow them to.”
Friend, “Yeah, what is the big deal?”
Me, “The big deal is that sanctity means the quality or condition of being considered sacred, it implies a holiness of life; G-d is the author of one man, one woman for marriage. How then, could we honor something that G-o-d explicitly condemns?”
Friend, “Geesh, I’ve said we should leave religion out of it! I want to be accepted as equal in this culture, as legitimate. Why is that so hard to understand?”
My friend and I will continue to argue in this circular manner, but we will never convince each other that the other one has a valid point.
No matter how good it makes me feel, I cannot go against what G-d has ordained.
And that is likely to remain true for as long as we’re friends. For as long as our culture maintains its Judeo-Christian beliefs, there will be no “normalizing” gay marriage. How long that will be remains to be seen, for I also see that what was once a solid Judeo-Christian value system is being eroded, even within the church. How sad, that Christ’s bride cannot hold true and fast. I remember what He said about being lukewarm!
What is the argument for legalizing marriage really about? Try talking to a gay friend from a Christian perspective and you will likely go in circles, for the argument becomes a circuitous one; due largely to two unyielding and polarized worldviews. I call that argument: The Big O.
The conversation goes as follows:
Friend, “We lost this round, but we will never give up the fight for equality.”
Me, “In what way do you feel unequal?”
Friend, “Well, we should be able to marry, legally, like any other couple.”
Me, “But you are allowed to have civil unions, and legally you can have just about any other legal contract, what is it about legal marriage that would make you equal, I mean what rights are you lacking?”
Friend, “We want to be recognized as normal in this culture, that our lifestyle choice is equivalent to heterosexuals’.”
Me, “Well, our cultures’ values are largely based on Judeo-Christian values. This is an age old arrangement put in place by G-d for the benefit of children and women, for their protection.”
Friend, “Yeah, but I’m tired of being judged! I don’t believe in G-d! Who are these sanctimonious people to tell me what’s right or wrong about the way I feel!”
Me, “So you’re saying you want to be accepted by a culture whose G-d you reject, whose values you reject? Yet you want them to sanctify a union that their value system cannot allow them to.”
Friend, “Yeah, what is the big deal?”
Me, “The big deal is that sanctity means the quality or condition of being considered sacred, it implies a holiness of life; G-d is the author of one man, one woman for marriage. How then, could we honor something that G-o-d explicitly condemns?”
Friend, “Geesh, I’ve said we should leave religion out of it! I want to be accepted as equal in this culture, as legitimate. Why is that so hard to understand?”
My friend and I will continue to argue in this circular manner, but we will never convince each other that the other one has a valid point.
No matter how good it makes me feel, I cannot go against what G-d has ordained.
And that is likely to remain true for as long as we’re friends. For as long as our culture maintains its Judeo-Christian beliefs, there will be no “normalizing” gay marriage. How long that will be remains to be seen, for I also see that what was once a solid Judeo-Christian value system is being eroded, even within the church. How sad, that Christ’s bride cannot hold true and fast. I remember what He said about being lukewarm!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
A Mighty Wind
"I feel like we got a righteous wind at our backs here, but we're going to have to work. We're going to have to struggle. We're going to have to fight." - Barack Obama, Virginia 2008
Hmmmmmmm. sounds familiar...
"The righteous wind of socialism is on the rise. By the end of this year the victory of socialism will be greatly assured. Naturally there will be many struggles ahead and we must struggle hard." - Mao Zedong, The Writings of Mao Zedong Volume 1
Hmmmmmmm. sounds familiar...
"The righteous wind of socialism is on the rise. By the end of this year the victory of socialism will be greatly assured. Naturally there will be many struggles ahead and we must struggle hard." - Mao Zedong, The Writings of Mao Zedong Volume 1
Friday, October 31, 2008
How To Explain Halloween to a Saudi
Trust me it's a difficult task! This came up a few weeks ago when I was first invited to the Saudi's home for dinner. First of all, foreign culture exchanges can be tricky. I first met the student at one of our International Meet and Greet functions. This is just a get together with light refreshments to welcome all incoming foreign officers who are here to study at Fort Knox for the next six months. I thought it a little odd at the time that this particular student asked for my cell phone number, but that's what I volunteer for--to help sponsor these students. So I was a little surprised when I got the call . . . "Hello! Can you come to our house for dinner tonight?" This was at 5:00 in the late afternoon, for dinner at seven! Oops, that first time I was in Lexington at the State Soccer tournament and there was no way to make it.
A week later I get another call, "Hello! Can you come to our house for dinner tonight?" Well, I couldn't say no two times in a row, so I went. And I thought to ask if Ben could come with. "How old is he?" "Fifteen." "No, Mum, I am sorry he is an adult and our custom is . . . " Oh, I was just checking, no, I understand! I will come alone! Whew! That was a close one.
So I went to their home here on post and enjoyed quite a lovely evening. The pretty young wife did not have to wear her hajib and was actually wearing western clothes, much like the uniform of every American wife: jeans and a nicer t-shirt top. The boys were so cute, watching Sponge-Bob and eating the sweets I brought for them. And the baby was just a little doll. This young couple explained their customs and showed me some photos of their homeland via the laptop. And we talked about some of our differences and because the housing areas were all decorated for Halloween that topic came up.
How to explain Halloween, especially since it is my least favorite of all pagan holidays! I wimped out and just said that the kids have fun dressing up, and going out to get as much candy as they can from the neighborhood. It was too difficult with the language barrier to go into further detail than that, and really for the most part that is what most people view Halloween as, just a fun little diversion from the routine.
,
My student sent me a sweet text message a little after I returned home, "We are very glad to see you . Come again soon . Good night"
Anyway, I just sent a text to my student and asked if I could drop by around 5 this afternoon. I have some special Halloween treats for the kids and even one for his wife. He answered, "Wellcom we will be haby"
Do I have a great job or what?!
A week later I get another call, "Hello! Can you come to our house for dinner tonight?" Well, I couldn't say no two times in a row, so I went. And I thought to ask if Ben could come with. "How old is he?" "Fifteen." "No, Mum, I am sorry he is an adult and our custom is . . . " Oh, I was just checking, no, I understand! I will come alone! Whew! That was a close one.
So I went to their home here on post and enjoyed quite a lovely evening. The pretty young wife did not have to wear her hajib and was actually wearing western clothes, much like the uniform of every American wife: jeans and a nicer t-shirt top. The boys were so cute, watching Sponge-Bob and eating the sweets I brought for them. And the baby was just a little doll. This young couple explained their customs and showed me some photos of their homeland via the laptop. And we talked about some of our differences and because the housing areas were all decorated for Halloween that topic came up.
How to explain Halloween, especially since it is my least favorite of all pagan holidays! I wimped out and just said that the kids have fun dressing up, and going out to get as much candy as they can from the neighborhood. It was too difficult with the language barrier to go into further detail than that, and really for the most part that is what most people view Halloween as, just a fun little diversion from the routine.
,
My student sent me a sweet text message a little after I returned home, "We are very glad to see you . Come again soon . Good night"
Anyway, I just sent a text to my student and asked if I could drop by around 5 this afternoon. I have some special Halloween treats for the kids and even one for his wife. He answered, "Wellcom we will be haby"
Do I have a great job or what?!
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Foreign Film Faux Pas
Since joining Netflix I am averaging a new movie or two a week. Well, not really new, because my selections have included mostly old classics and foreign films.
The foreign films are intriguing, but this evening's selection proved to be hilarious, and it was not a comedy. I think it was aiming for mildy amusing, though it is a 1984 film. In Jean de Florette two men scheme to acquire a neighboring farm by preventing a natural spring from flowing, a water source that the new owner, Jean (Gerard Depardieu) needs for his crops. BTW, don't you just love saying Gerard Depardieu's name?!
But something funny happened in the English sub-titled version. I'm sure that some things should be universally understood as the sound is not off, so in addition to English sub-titles for the French conversation, the following was put onto the screen for our viewing edification:
Rooster crowing.
Clattering.
Whistling.
Chicken clucking.
Snoring.
Grunts.
Men laughing.
Bell Ringing.
Goat bleating.
Shushing.
Goat bleating.
Creaking.
Playing harmonica.
Water splashing.
Indistinct chatter.
Exhales.
Seriously! After the first few showed up on the movie, I had to grab a pen and take notes. I've never minded subtitles, but this was . . . just too much!! I don't know whether to just laugh it off, or be seriously offended. The French always seem to look down their noses at us . . . how would you put a subtitle on that: superior sneer?
The foreign films are intriguing, but this evening's selection proved to be hilarious, and it was not a comedy. I think it was aiming for mildy amusing, though it is a 1984 film. In Jean de Florette two men scheme to acquire a neighboring farm by preventing a natural spring from flowing, a water source that the new owner, Jean (Gerard Depardieu) needs for his crops. BTW, don't you just love saying Gerard Depardieu's name?!
But something funny happened in the English sub-titled version. I'm sure that some things should be universally understood as the sound is not off, so in addition to English sub-titles for the French conversation, the following was put onto the screen for our viewing edification:
Rooster crowing.
Clattering.
Whistling.
Chicken clucking.
Snoring.
Grunts.
Men laughing.
Bell Ringing.
Goat bleating.
Shushing.
Goat bleating.
Creaking.
Playing harmonica.
Water splashing.
Indistinct chatter.
Exhales.
Seriously! After the first few showed up on the movie, I had to grab a pen and take notes. I've never minded subtitles, but this was . . . just too much!! I don't know whether to just laugh it off, or be seriously offended. The French always seem to look down their noses at us . . . how would you put a subtitle on that: superior sneer?
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Being An Army Wife
I attended a farewell gathering for a spouse who's husband has just retired. They are making their home in nearby Louisville (pronounced Loo-ee-ville, or Lou-ah-ville, depending on who you ask).
It is such a bittersweet thing for an Army spouse. Over the years we grouse about all the moving, the bad housing, the bad schools, our husbands who work 24/7 and certainly don't get overtime, but the one thing we have never complained about is each other. Oh, mind you, I've had a few bad experiences with some wacko-wives, but on the whole we have made the best friends and had a wonderfully rich and diverse life experience as Army wives.
So as this wife was getting all misty-eyed we all got a speck of something in our eyes as well. But we all agreed that it was a good, good life. We have no regrets about choosing to be a camp follower. Yes, we do choose it, because others have opted out along the way.
This was given to me years ago but still expresses it best:
What is an Army wife? An Army wife is mostly girl, though there are times, when her husband is away and she is mowing the lawn that she begins to suspect she is also boy. She usually comes in three sizes: petite, plump, and pregnant. During the early years of her marriage it is often hard to determine which size is her normal one. She has babies all over the world, and she measures time in terms of places, as other women do in years. "It was at Rucker that we all had the mumps." At least one of her babies is born, or one transfer is accomplished while she is alone--causing her to suspect a secret pact between her husband and the Army, which provides for a man to be overseas or on temporary duty at this times.
An Army wife is international. She may be an Arkansas farm girl, a French mademoiselle, a Japanese, doll, an es-Army nurse. When discussing their Army problems, they speak the same language.
She can be a great actress. Watching her childrens heartbreak at transfer time, she gives an Academy Award performance. "Arizona is going to be such fun. I hear they have Indian reservations ... and tarantulas ... and rattlesnakes ..." but her heart is breaking with theirs, and she wonders if this Army life is worth the sacrifice. One day later, en route to the new assignment, and filled with a spirit of adventure, she knows it is. That is, if the baby hasn't come down with a virus, or the twins with the measles.
An ideal Army wife has the patience of an angel, the flexibility of putty, the wisdom of a scholar, and the stamina of a horse. If she dislikes money it helps.
She loves to gripe. (Why shouldn't the commissary bag my groceries like the supermarket?) She lets off steam, then goes back to the present system.
She is sentimental, carrying her memories with her in an old footlocker. She often cries at parades without knowing why.
She is a dreamer, "We'll never move again;" an optimist, "The next place will be better;" a realist, "Oh well, as long as we're together!"
You might says she's married to a bigamist--sharing her husband with a demanding other entity called "Duty." When "Duty" calls, she becomes the No. 2 wife--and until she accepts this fact her life can be miserable.
She is many persons. She is the tired traveler coming down the concourse with a smile on her lips, love in her eyes, and a new baby in her arms. She is the colonel's wife smiling in a receiving line until her cheeks ache. She is the foreign bride in a strange American world. She is above all, a woman who married a soldier who offered her the permanency of a gypsy the miseries of loneliness, the frustrations of conformity--and the security of love.
Sitting among her packing boxes, with her children squabbling nearby, she is sometimes willing to chuck it all--until she hears the firm step and cheerful voice of that lug who gave her all this.
And then she is happy to be--HIS ARMY WIFE.
It is such a bittersweet thing for an Army spouse. Over the years we grouse about all the moving, the bad housing, the bad schools, our husbands who work 24/7 and certainly don't get overtime, but the one thing we have never complained about is each other. Oh, mind you, I've had a few bad experiences with some wacko-wives, but on the whole we have made the best friends and had a wonderfully rich and diverse life experience as Army wives.
So as this wife was getting all misty-eyed we all got a speck of something in our eyes as well. But we all agreed that it was a good, good life. We have no regrets about choosing to be a camp follower. Yes, we do choose it, because others have opted out along the way.
This was given to me years ago but still expresses it best:
What is an Army wife? An Army wife is mostly girl, though there are times, when her husband is away and she is mowing the lawn that she begins to suspect she is also boy. She usually comes in three sizes: petite, plump, and pregnant. During the early years of her marriage it is often hard to determine which size is her normal one. She has babies all over the world, and she measures time in terms of places, as other women do in years. "It was at Rucker that we all had the mumps." At least one of her babies is born, or one transfer is accomplished while she is alone--causing her to suspect a secret pact between her husband and the Army, which provides for a man to be overseas or on temporary duty at this times.
An Army wife is international. She may be an Arkansas farm girl, a French mademoiselle, a Japanese, doll, an es-Army nurse. When discussing their Army problems, they speak the same language.
She can be a great actress. Watching her childrens heartbreak at transfer time, she gives an Academy Award performance. "Arizona is going to be such fun. I hear they have Indian reservations ... and tarantulas ... and rattlesnakes ..." but her heart is breaking with theirs, and she wonders if this Army life is worth the sacrifice. One day later, en route to the new assignment, and filled with a spirit of adventure, she knows it is. That is, if the baby hasn't come down with a virus, or the twins with the measles.
An ideal Army wife has the patience of an angel, the flexibility of putty, the wisdom of a scholar, and the stamina of a horse. If she dislikes money it helps.
She loves to gripe. (Why shouldn't the commissary bag my groceries like the supermarket?) She lets off steam, then goes back to the present system.
She is sentimental, carrying her memories with her in an old footlocker. She often cries at parades without knowing why.
She is a dreamer, "We'll never move again;" an optimist, "The next place will be better;" a realist, "Oh well, as long as we're together!"
You might says she's married to a bigamist--sharing her husband with a demanding other entity called "Duty." When "Duty" calls, she becomes the No. 2 wife--and until she accepts this fact her life can be miserable.
She is many persons. She is the tired traveler coming down the concourse with a smile on her lips, love in her eyes, and a new baby in her arms. She is the colonel's wife smiling in a receiving line until her cheeks ache. She is the foreign bride in a strange American world. She is above all, a woman who married a soldier who offered her the permanency of a gypsy the miseries of loneliness, the frustrations of conformity--and the security of love.
Sitting among her packing boxes, with her children squabbling nearby, she is sometimes willing to chuck it all--until she hears the firm step and cheerful voice of that lug who gave her all this.
And then she is happy to be--HIS ARMY WIFE.
Saturday, October 25, 2008
He Ain't Heavy
Living on an Army post I see all kinds of training take place. Every once in a while I'll see something that I haven't seen before.
I was doing my morning jog and it just happens that I pass a training area for some Armored Cavalry soldiers about the time they do their morning PT (physical training). They are usually doing various calisthenics, such as push-ups, sit-ups, stretches, etc. But today was different as they were doing a kind of race between sets of teams. It was a relay that went like this, one soldier hoisted a fellow soldier across his back much like a rescue carry, then ran up and then back down a small hill. Then they switched out. Now these soldiers varied in height, weight and yes, even fitness! But it was an interesting concept, they were obviously in some kind of rescue training as the guy being carried kind of hung like a rag doll (simulating being injured?). It certainly didn't look easy. But it was the ultimate He ain't heavy, he's my brother kind of training!
That's what I love about our soldiers! They participate in daily PT, then go on to do their daily jobs which can involve anything from shooting a gun or a tank, to working in an office, to teaching multiple career courses. In the Army you have to multi-task. And they are generally speaking very good at it!
I was doing my morning jog and it just happens that I pass a training area for some Armored Cavalry soldiers about the time they do their morning PT (physical training). They are usually doing various calisthenics, such as push-ups, sit-ups, stretches, etc. But today was different as they were doing a kind of race between sets of teams. It was a relay that went like this, one soldier hoisted a fellow soldier across his back much like a rescue carry, then ran up and then back down a small hill. Then they switched out. Now these soldiers varied in height, weight and yes, even fitness! But it was an interesting concept, they were obviously in some kind of rescue training as the guy being carried kind of hung like a rag doll (simulating being injured?). It certainly didn't look easy. But it was the ultimate He ain't heavy, he's my brother kind of training!
That's what I love about our soldiers! They participate in daily PT, then go on to do their daily jobs which can involve anything from shooting a gun or a tank, to working in an office, to teaching multiple career courses. In the Army you have to multi-task. And they are generally speaking very good at it!
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Hoisted By Your Own Petard
The more the media point out that we should not like Sarah Palin, the more conservatives like her! Yesterday they were raking her over the coals for the amount of money spent on her wardrobe. Good grief! Have they investigated how much Obama spends? Biden? McCain? I would think their suits are comparable in price to Sarah's. But how is this relevant to the election?!
I guess it must grate on them that she is so well received by conservative crowds. Yes, we like a straight talking, no nonsense, "say it ain't so Joe" demeanor.
And yes, now the drive-bys are going after Joe the Plumber. For Pete's sake, he is a private citizen. The American KGB are digging up dirt on the one John Doe who had the audacity to ask a question! (And in doing so, point out the obvious about a candidate who himself said he wants to spread the wealth around.)
I don't understand why the folks who clamor for socialism can't bring themselves to use that word!
Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating state or collective ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods, and the creation of an egalitarian society. Modern socialism originated in the late nineteenth-century working class political movement. Karl Marx posited that socialism would be achieved via class struggle and a proletarian revolution which represents the transitional stage between capitalism and communism.
Socialists mainly share the belief that capitalism unfairly concentrates power and wealth among a small segment of society that controls capital, and creates an unequal society. All socialists advocate the creation of an egalitarian society, in which wealth and power are distributed more evenly, although there is considerable
disagreement among socialists over how, and to what extent this could be achieved.
It is so clear that this is what Mr. Obama supports. Why can't they just admit it? Because if he did, he would be hoisted by his own petard. That is, if average Americans paid attention, they could see what is in hidden in plain sight . . . and I believe most Americans do not want to live in a socialist country.
I guess it must grate on them that she is so well received by conservative crowds. Yes, we like a straight talking, no nonsense, "say it ain't so Joe" demeanor.
And yes, now the drive-bys are going after Joe the Plumber. For Pete's sake, he is a private citizen. The American KGB are digging up dirt on the one John Doe who had the audacity to ask a question! (And in doing so, point out the obvious about a candidate who himself said he wants to spread the wealth around.)
I don't understand why the folks who clamor for socialism can't bring themselves to use that word!
Socialism refers to a broad set of economic theories of social organization advocating state or collective ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods, and the creation of an egalitarian society. Modern socialism originated in the late nineteenth-century working class political movement. Karl Marx posited that socialism would be achieved via class struggle and a proletarian revolution which represents the transitional stage between capitalism and communism.
Socialists mainly share the belief that capitalism unfairly concentrates power and wealth among a small segment of society that controls capital, and creates an unequal society. All socialists advocate the creation of an egalitarian society, in which wealth and power are distributed more evenly, although there is considerable
disagreement among socialists over how, and to what extent this could be achieved.
It is so clear that this is what Mr. Obama supports. Why can't they just admit it? Because if he did, he would be hoisted by his own petard. That is, if average Americans paid attention, they could see what is in hidden in plain sight . . . and I believe most Americans do not want to live in a socialist country.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Didja ever notice . . .
The male species does not see the same way the female species do? Case in point, when I look at an area of my home that needs tidying up, say before a group of twenty or so ladies are coming for a get-together, I look around and see piles of stuff that need to be put away, namely: soccer shoes, soccer ball, soccer shin guards, not to mention regular shoes, piles of books and school papers, hoodies that haven't been worn in a week or so, baseball bat, glove and balls, and various baseball caps. When asked about these things, the owner says, "what stuff?"
And then we have the area on top of a certain bookcase where this male person keeps his two fish. In two separate containers. Now, he does take very good care of the fish; cleaning the tanks and feeding them with no reminders having to be given. But all of the paraphernalia necessary to do this is left . . . right there! Bottles of PH balancers and fish food and fish medicines all just crowded there on the top two shelves of the book case; and then the water containers are in the nearby bathroom with nets and scrubbers. I think a person of the female persuasion would keep all of these items out of sight when not being used. My male guy can't figure out why he should put them away when he's just going to have to get them out again in a couple of weeks!
So my only conclusion is that they look, but they don't really SEE!!
And then we have the area on top of a certain bookcase where this male person keeps his two fish. In two separate containers. Now, he does take very good care of the fish; cleaning the tanks and feeding them with no reminders having to be given. But all of the paraphernalia necessary to do this is left . . . right there! Bottles of PH balancers and fish food and fish medicines all just crowded there on the top two shelves of the book case; and then the water containers are in the nearby bathroom with nets and scrubbers. I think a person of the female persuasion would keep all of these items out of sight when not being used. My male guy can't figure out why he should put them away when he's just going to have to get them out again in a couple of weeks!
So my only conclusion is that they look, but they don't really SEE!!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Apfel strudel? Ja wohl!
When I was growing up my German mother would make apple strudel the old fashioned way. It took 3-4 days from start to finish. It was the delicate pastry that had to be rolled and stretched daily over the course of that time. The end result was truly a work of art, both in taste and delicacy of the flaky pastry. It never lasted long in our household of six growing children. It was something I had never even thought of attempting to do . . . until now, and thanks to that wonder product from Pepperidge Farm, Puff Pastry Sheets.
The following recipe gives a passable apple strudel, but be sure to make it only hours before you want to serve it as it really must be served fresh and warm, preferably
with fresh whipped cream or vanilla ice cream!
Apple Strudel
1/2 of a 17.3 ounce package Pepperidge Farm Puff Pastry Sheets (1 sheet)
1 egg
1 tbsp. water
2 tbsp. granulated sugar
1 tbsp. all-purpose flour
1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon
2 large Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored and thinly sliced
2 tbsp. raisins
Confectioners' sugar (optional)
Directions
Thaw the pastry sheet at room temperature for 40 minutes or until it's easy to handle. Heat the oven to 375 F. Lightly grease a baking sheet. Beat the egg and water in a small bowl with a fork.
Stir the sugar, flour and cinnamon in a medium bowl. Add the apples and raisins and toss to coat.
Unfold the pastry sheet on a lightly floured surface. Roll the pastry sheet into a 16x12-inch rectangle. With the short side facing you, spoon the apple mixture onto the bottom half of the pastry sheet to within 1-inch of the edges. Starting at the short side closest to you, roll up like a jelly roll. Tuck the ends under to seal. Place seam-side down on the baking sheet. Brush the pastry with the egg mixture. Cut several 2-inch-long slits 2 inches apart on the top.
Bake for 35 minutes or until the pastry is golden. Cool on the baking sheet on a wire rack for 30 minutes. Sprinkle with the confectioners' sugar, if desired. Slice and serve warm.
Das hat sehr gut geschmect!
The following recipe gives a passable apple strudel, but be sure to make it only hours before you want to serve it as it really must be served fresh and warm, preferably
with fresh whipped cream or vanilla ice cream!
Apple Strudel
1/2 of a 17.3 ounce package Pepperidge Farm Puff Pastry Sheets (1 sheet)
1 egg
1 tbsp. water
2 tbsp. granulated sugar
1 tbsp. all-purpose flour
1/4 tsp. ground cinnamon
2 large Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored and thinly sliced
2 tbsp. raisins
Confectioners' sugar (optional)
Directions
Thaw the pastry sheet at room temperature for 40 minutes or until it's easy to handle. Heat the oven to 375 F. Lightly grease a baking sheet. Beat the egg and water in a small bowl with a fork.
Stir the sugar, flour and cinnamon in a medium bowl. Add the apples and raisins and toss to coat.
Unfold the pastry sheet on a lightly floured surface. Roll the pastry sheet into a 16x12-inch rectangle. With the short side facing you, spoon the apple mixture onto the bottom half of the pastry sheet to within 1-inch of the edges. Starting at the short side closest to you, roll up like a jelly roll. Tuck the ends under to seal. Place seam-side down on the baking sheet. Brush the pastry with the egg mixture. Cut several 2-inch-long slits 2 inches apart on the top.
Bake for 35 minutes or until the pastry is golden. Cool on the baking sheet on a wire rack for 30 minutes. Sprinkle with the confectioners' sugar, if desired. Slice and serve warm.
Das hat sehr gut geschmect!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
ACORN?
Who is ACORN?
ACORN is the nation’s largest grassroots community organization of low- and moderate-income people with over 400,000 member families organized into more than 1,200 neighborhood chapters in 110 cities across the country. Since 1970, ACORN has been building community organizations that are committed to social and economic justice, and won victories on thousands of issues of concern to our members, through direct action, negotiation, legislative advocacy and voter participation. ACORN helps those who have historically been locked out become powerful players in our democratic system.
Community organizing: Each of the 1,200 local ACORN neighborhood chapters in 110 cities and 40 states brings neighbors together to work for stronger, safer and more just communities.
Issue campaigns: Each ACORN office carries out multiple issue campaigns. ACORN members across the country work to raise the minimum wage or enact living wage policies; eliminate predatory financial practices by mortgage lenders, payday lenders, and tax preparation companies; win the development of affordable housing and community benefits agreements; improve the quality of and funding for urban public schools; rebuild New Orleans; and pass a federal and state ACORN Working Families Agenda, including paid sick leave for all full time workers.
A recent study shows that our issue campaign victories have delivered approximately 15 billion in direct monetary benefits to our membership and constituency over the past 10 years.
Service delivery: ACORN and its allied organizations provide extensive services to our members and constituency. These include free tax preparation focusing on the Earned Income Tax Credit;screening for eligibility for federal and state benefit programs and, through the ACORN Housing Corporation, first time homeowner mortgage counseling and foreclosure prevention assistance, and low income housing development.
Ballot initiatives: ACORN-backed ballot-initiative campaigns in 2006 helped raise the minimum wage in Ohio, Arizona, Missouri and Colorado, working with community-faith-labor coalitions on successful campaigns in each state.
Voter participation: Since 2004, ACORN has helped more than 1.7 million low- and moderate-income and minority citizens apply to register to vote.
ACORN is a non-profit, non-partisan social justice organization with national headquarters in New York, New Orleans and Washington, D.C.
All of the above was taken directly from ACORN's website. It doesn't say how ACORN is funded, but from what I understand a lot of their funding comes directly from you and I, the American tax-payer. It is troubling to me that we fund an organization that exists, according to their charter, to help their members milk the system. So, that's what community organization is all about (see above, listed in bold print).
I had never heard of ACORN before this election season. Now, I know far too much!
The voter registration fraud is almost beyond comprehension. Think about it, the rest of us take the time and trouble to go and register. These people register non-existent voters, several times! And they are proud of this? This is not what we mean by getting out the vote.
ACORN is the nation’s largest grassroots community organization of low- and moderate-income people with over 400,000 member families organized into more than 1,200 neighborhood chapters in 110 cities across the country. Since 1970, ACORN has been building community organizations that are committed to social and economic justice, and won victories on thousands of issues of concern to our members, through direct action, negotiation, legislative advocacy and voter participation. ACORN helps those who have historically been locked out become powerful players in our democratic system.
Community organizing: Each of the 1,200 local ACORN neighborhood chapters in 110 cities and 40 states brings neighbors together to work for stronger, safer and more just communities.
Issue campaigns: Each ACORN office carries out multiple issue campaigns. ACORN members across the country work to raise the minimum wage or enact living wage policies; eliminate predatory financial practices by mortgage lenders, payday lenders, and tax preparation companies; win the development of affordable housing and community benefits agreements; improve the quality of and funding for urban public schools; rebuild New Orleans; and pass a federal and state ACORN Working Families Agenda, including paid sick leave for all full time workers.
A recent study shows that our issue campaign victories have delivered approximately 15 billion in direct monetary benefits to our membership and constituency over the past 10 years.
Service delivery: ACORN and its allied organizations provide extensive services to our members and constituency. These include free tax preparation focusing on the Earned Income Tax Credit;screening for eligibility for federal and state benefit programs and, through the ACORN Housing Corporation, first time homeowner mortgage counseling and foreclosure prevention assistance, and low income housing development.
Ballot initiatives: ACORN-backed ballot-initiative campaigns in 2006 helped raise the minimum wage in Ohio, Arizona, Missouri and Colorado, working with community-faith-labor coalitions on successful campaigns in each state.
Voter participation: Since 2004, ACORN has helped more than 1.7 million low- and moderate-income and minority citizens apply to register to vote.
ACORN is a non-profit, non-partisan social justice organization with national headquarters in New York, New Orleans and Washington, D.C.
All of the above was taken directly from ACORN's website. It doesn't say how ACORN is funded, but from what I understand a lot of their funding comes directly from you and I, the American tax-payer. It is troubling to me that we fund an organization that exists, according to their charter, to help their members milk the system. So, that's what community organization is all about (see above, listed in bold print).
I had never heard of ACORN before this election season. Now, I know far too much!
The voter registration fraud is almost beyond comprehension. Think about it, the rest of us take the time and trouble to go and register. These people register non-existent voters, several times! And they are proud of this? This is not what we mean by getting out the vote.
Friday, October 10, 2008
Sick Call
Sick
by Shel Silverstein
"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more--that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut--my eyes are blue--
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke--
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is--what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is. . .Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
Oh, would that those last three lines were true for us here in the Ward home this past week. But, no, afflicted all were we! Beginning with myself last Sunday, with a horrible, horrible really bad, lousy rotten unmerciful stomach virus. And with Wally arriving that very day by plane. I asked the Lord to spare me for a few brief hours so I could run up to Louisville and pick him up. Done! But then for the next two days I lay comatose (OK, so maybe I exaggerate, but only a little) while my Wally and the Beave had to fend for themselves.
Wednesday I awake to the sounds of what? Birds sweetly calling to me of the freshness of a new healthly nausea free day? Not so much! No, what awakened me was the moaning of the Beave calling to me in the darkness . . . that there was a huge mess to clean up in his room, off the sheets, floor, wall . . . gee, he didn't miss a spot. That was followed shortly thereafter by Wally's own less subdued, "Uh, Mom, have you got a bucket?"
What a way to spend our Fall Break! Here it is Friday and the boys are still abed and I'm mopping fevered brows and ladling out Pepto. This should be it, it was three days and over for me.
This was not the quality time I had wanted for the three of us. But it was kind of nice to be needed again. I got to kick into full Mom-alert mode. There was scrubbing, washing, sanitizing, pulling up disheveled bedding, fluffing pillows, drawing blinds and in general making sure the guys were OK, by asking "are you OK?," or "you need anything?"
Sigh. It's all part of being a Mom. (The best job in the whole world!)
by Shel Silverstein
"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more--that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut--my eyes are blue--
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke--
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb.
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is--what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is. . .Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
Oh, would that those last three lines were true for us here in the Ward home this past week. But, no, afflicted all were we! Beginning with myself last Sunday, with a horrible, horrible really bad, lousy rotten unmerciful stomach virus. And with Wally arriving that very day by plane. I asked the Lord to spare me for a few brief hours so I could run up to Louisville and pick him up. Done! But then for the next two days I lay comatose (OK, so maybe I exaggerate, but only a little) while my Wally and the Beave had to fend for themselves.
Wednesday I awake to the sounds of what? Birds sweetly calling to me of the freshness of a new healthly nausea free day? Not so much! No, what awakened me was the moaning of the Beave calling to me in the darkness . . . that there was a huge mess to clean up in his room, off the sheets, floor, wall . . . gee, he didn't miss a spot. That was followed shortly thereafter by Wally's own less subdued, "Uh, Mom, have you got a bucket?"
What a way to spend our Fall Break! Here it is Friday and the boys are still abed and I'm mopping fevered brows and ladling out Pepto. This should be it, it was three days and over for me.
This was not the quality time I had wanted for the three of us. But it was kind of nice to be needed again. I got to kick into full Mom-alert mode. There was scrubbing, washing, sanitizing, pulling up disheveled bedding, fluffing pillows, drawing blinds and in general making sure the guys were OK, by asking "are you OK?," or "you need anything?"
Sigh. It's all part of being a Mom. (The best job in the whole world!)
Monday, September 29, 2008
A Message From Mom
I gave you life, but cannot live it for you.
I can teach you things, but I cannot make you learn.
I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you.
I can allow you freedom, but I cannot account for it.
I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe.
I can teach you right from wrong, but I cannot always decide for you.
I can buy you beautiful clothes, but I cannot make you beautiful inside.
I can offer you advice, but I cannot accept it for you.
I can give you love, but I cannot force it upon you.
I can teach you to share, but I cannot make you unselfish.
I can teach you respect, but I cannot force you to show honor.
I can advise you about friends, but cannot choose them for you.
I can advise you about sex, but I cannot keep you pure.
I can tell you the facts of life, but I can't build your reputation.
I can tell you about drink, but I can't say "no" for you.
I can warn you about drugs but I can't prevent you from using them.
I can tell you about lofty goals, but I can't achieve them for you.
I can teach you about kindness, but I can't force you to be gracious.
I can warn you about sins, but I cannot make you moral.
I can love you as a child, but I cannot place you in God's family.
I can pray for you, but I cannot make you walk with God.
I can teach you about Jesus, but I cannot make Jesus your Lord.
I can tell you how to live, but I cannot give you eternal life.
I can love you with unconditional love all of my life...and I will!!! -- Mom
I can teach you things, but I cannot make you learn.
I can give you directions, but I cannot be there to lead you.
I can allow you freedom, but I cannot account for it.
I can take you to church, but I cannot make you believe.
I can teach you right from wrong, but I cannot always decide for you.
I can buy you beautiful clothes, but I cannot make you beautiful inside.
I can offer you advice, but I cannot accept it for you.
I can give you love, but I cannot force it upon you.
I can teach you to share, but I cannot make you unselfish.
I can teach you respect, but I cannot force you to show honor.
I can advise you about friends, but cannot choose them for you.
I can advise you about sex, but I cannot keep you pure.
I can tell you the facts of life, but I can't build your reputation.
I can tell you about drink, but I can't say "no" for you.
I can warn you about drugs but I can't prevent you from using them.
I can tell you about lofty goals, but I can't achieve them for you.
I can teach you about kindness, but I can't force you to be gracious.
I can warn you about sins, but I cannot make you moral.
I can love you as a child, but I cannot place you in God's family.
I can pray for you, but I cannot make you walk with God.
I can teach you about Jesus, but I cannot make Jesus your Lord.
I can tell you how to live, but I cannot give you eternal life.
I can love you with unconditional love all of my life...and I will!!! -- Mom
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Oh, the Times They Are A Changing
The modern age. I can deal with it, maybe one small change at a time. For instance, it was only about six years ago that our family got cell phones. Now, we live and die by the cell phone. I admittedly love, love, love the convenience of communicating at a moment's notice. I don't abuse this and call anyone three times daily, but how nice it is that I could. It is really a parent's ideal tool for making sure that all's right with the world.
But then came this new-fangled thing called "texting." Ward was the first to use this beginning a few years ago. It became an Army wide phenomenon. We all joke that it used to be the knees to go, especially with Ranger types who jump out of planes; but now it will be the thumbs! So I was accustomed to seeing the look of a serial texter , the bent head, the deafness that accompanies that, and the buzz/brrrpt of the returning message.
So it was with fear and trepidation that I allowed the Beaver to pick up the Rumor. It is a phone that is ideal for texting, in fact that was the general idea for the special design, with it's slide down mini-keyboard. Sure enough, this thing is constantly buzz/brrpting. The thing is I'm getting more communication from my son than ever before! Maybe he just doesn't like speaking, because when I called him before I never got an answer. Now, I text him and get immediate feedback. Shocker!!
And not only that, I sometimes will get a mini-dissertation, like last night when I got the full scope of his activity, who, what, where, why and even how! So, instead of the typical monosyllabic verbal response, I now get a human and somewhat personable answer.
Who woulda thunk it?
So maybe for some the mode of communication makes a vast difference. I can tell you for me it will never replace sitting together and sharing some banter over a great cup of Joe, but then I am from the party line era, "I'm ON the line," the fun age where we used to get the neighborhood scoop by listening in over the phone to the neighbors conversations until they heard you breathing, or the dog bark in the background.
But then came this new-fangled thing called "texting." Ward was the first to use this beginning a few years ago. It became an Army wide phenomenon. We all joke that it used to be the knees to go, especially with Ranger types who jump out of planes; but now it will be the thumbs! So I was accustomed to seeing the look of a serial texter , the bent head, the deafness that accompanies that, and the buzz/brrrpt of the returning message.
So it was with fear and trepidation that I allowed the Beaver to pick up the Rumor. It is a phone that is ideal for texting, in fact that was the general idea for the special design, with it's slide down mini-keyboard. Sure enough, this thing is constantly buzz/brrpting. The thing is I'm getting more communication from my son than ever before! Maybe he just doesn't like speaking, because when I called him before I never got an answer. Now, I text him and get immediate feedback. Shocker!!
And not only that, I sometimes will get a mini-dissertation, like last night when I got the full scope of his activity, who, what, where, why and even how! So, instead of the typical monosyllabic verbal response, I now get a human and somewhat personable answer.
Who woulda thunk it?
So maybe for some the mode of communication makes a vast difference. I can tell you for me it will never replace sitting together and sharing some banter over a great cup of Joe, but then I am from the party line era, "I'm ON the line," the fun age where we used to get the neighborhood scoop by listening in over the phone to the neighbors conversations until they heard you breathing, or the dog bark in the background.
Monday, September 22, 2008
From Pies to Poetry
I don't know why but running today made me think of poetry. Go figure! We have always liked poetry in our home, and I remember reading from a certain book in our homeschooling days that had some great poems. The kids at one time even had to pick some to memorize.
Betty chose Psalm 103 from the beautiful prose of the Psalms of David:
1 Praise the LORD, O my soul;
all my inmost being, praise his holy name.
2 Praise the LORD, O my soul,
and forget not all his benefits-
3 who forgives all your sins
and heals all your diseases,
4 who redeems your life from the pit
and crowns you with love and compassion,
5 who satisfies your desires with good things
so that your youth is renewed like the eagle's.
And I think I chose Walt Whitman's O Captain, My Captain for Wally.
O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
But in actuality he preferred these Little Willys:
Willy with a taste for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said with humor quaint,
Now, Willy dear, don't scratch the paint.
Into the family wishing well,
Willy pushed his sister Nell.
She's still there because it kilt her,
Now we have to buy a filter.
The Beave's should be Casey at the Bat
By Ernest Lawrence Thayer
Taken From the San Francisco Examiner - June 3, 1888
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day;
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, "If only Casey could but get a whack at that —
We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat."
But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat;
For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.
But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despised, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt.
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped —
"That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one!" the umpire said.
From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted some one on the stand;
And it's likely they'd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said "Strike two!"
"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again.
The sneer has fled from Casey's lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out.
But I think it is really anything by Shel Silverstein, but especially the following:
Crowded Tub
There's too many kids in this tub.
There's too many elbows to scrub.
I just washed a behind
That I'm sure wasn't mine,
There's too many kids in this tub.
Written by Shel Silverstein (1930-1999)
Betty chose Psalm 103 from the beautiful prose of the Psalms of David:
1 Praise the LORD, O my soul;
all my inmost being, praise his holy name.
2 Praise the LORD, O my soul,
and forget not all his benefits-
3 who forgives all your sins
and heals all your diseases,
4 who redeems your life from the pit
and crowns you with love and compassion,
5 who satisfies your desires with good things
so that your youth is renewed like the eagle's.
And I think I chose Walt Whitman's O Captain, My Captain for Wally.
O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
But in actuality he preferred these Little Willys:
Willy with a taste for gore,
Nailed his sister to the door.
Mother said with humor quaint,
Now, Willy dear, don't scratch the paint.
Into the family wishing well,
Willy pushed his sister Nell.
She's still there because it kilt her,
Now we have to buy a filter.
The Beave's should be Casey at the Bat
By Ernest Lawrence Thayer
Taken From the San Francisco Examiner - June 3, 1888
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day;
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game.
A straggling few got up to go in deep despair. The rest
Clung to that hope which springs eternal in the human breast;
They thought, "If only Casey could but get a whack at that —
We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat."
But Flynn preceded Casey, as did also Jimmy Blake,
And the former was a hoodoo, while the latter was a cake;
So upon that stricken multitude grim melancholy sat;
For there seemed but little chance of Casey getting to the bat.
But Flynn let drive a single, to the wonderment of all,
And Blake, the much despised, tore the cover off the ball;
And when the dust had lifted, and men saw what had occurred,
There was Jimmy safe at second and Flynn a-hugging third.
Then from five thousand throats and more there rose a lusty yell;
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell;
It pounded on the mountain and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.
There was ease in Casey's manner as he stepped into his place;
There was pride in Casey's bearing and a smile lit Casey's face.
And when, responding to the cheers, he lightly doffed his hat,
No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat.
Ten thousand eyes were on him as he rubbed his hands with dirt.
Five thousand tongues applauded when he wiped them on his shirt.
Then while the writhing pitcher ground the ball into his hip,
Defiance flashed in Casey's eye, a sneer curled Casey's lip.
And now the leather-covered sphere came hurtling through the air,
And Casey stood a-watching it in haughty grandeur there.
Close by the sturdy batsman the ball unheeded sped —
"That ain't my style," said Casey. "Strike one!" the umpire said.
From the benches, black with people, there went up a muffled roar,
Like the beating of the storm-waves on a stern and distant shore;
"Kill him! Kill the umpire!" shouted some one on the stand;
And it's likely they'd have killed him had not Casey raised his hand.
With a smile of Christian charity great Casey's visage shone;
He stilled the rising tumult; he bade the game go on;
He signaled to the pitcher, and once more the dun sphere flew;
But Casey still ignored it, and the umpire said "Strike two!"
"Fraud!" cried the maddened thousands, and echo answered "Fraud!"
But one scornful look from Casey and the audience was awed.
They saw his face grow stern and cold, they saw his muscles strain,
And they knew that Casey wouldn't let that ball go by again.
The sneer has fled from Casey's lip, the teeth are clenched in hate;
He pounds with cruel violence his bat upon the plate.
And now the pitcher holds the ball, and now he lets it go,
And now the air is shattered by the force of Casey's blow.
Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Casey has struck out.
But I think it is really anything by Shel Silverstein, but especially the following:
Crowded Tub
There's too many kids in this tub.
There's too many elbows to scrub.
I just washed a behind
That I'm sure wasn't mine,
There's too many kids in this tub.
Written by Shel Silverstein (1930-1999)
Sunday, September 21, 2008
What Is Your Favorite Pie?
Pies! There were so many, which to choose? Apple, blackberry, pumpkin chiffon, peach, Kentucky Derby-Pie (you'd think I would at least want to try that one), Pecan, coconut, so many choices, so little elastic in my pants! So I did the only sensible thing I could do and go with my all time favorite, lemon meringue.
It was so . . . delicious!
This is a little place in Louisville that has ice cream and pies. In fact the name is the Homemade Ice Cream and Pie Kitchen. I highly recommend it. And next time (you know there will be a next time) I want to try the strawberry-rhubarb. But they didn't have gooseberry. Just saying gooseberry takes me back to Anne of Green Gables when Miss Brooke says "oh, Anne, they'll just laugh at me and think I'm an old gooseberry!" Said with a soft "s" like guze. :)
But just look at the list below to see how difficult it was to make a choice!
WHIPPED TOPPING PIES
Key Lime
Peanut Butter
Reese’s
MERINGUE CREAM PIES (10” Deep Dish)
Banana
Butterscotch
Chocolate
Coconut
Lemon
NO SUGAR ADDED
Cherry & Apple
Spring/Summer
Baked Peach
Red Raspberry Cream
Strawberry Glaze
Fall/Winter
Mince
Pumpkin
FRUIT, CHESS & NUT PIES SEASONAL PIES
Our #1 (Best Seller)
“Dutch Apple with Caramel”
Double Crust Apple
Cherry
Blueberry
Strawberry Rhubarb
Plain Chess
Lemon Chess
Chocolate Chess
Pecan
Pecan Chocolate Chip
Unbaked pie shells -
Thin – Fruit • Thick – Cream
SPECIAL PIES
French Silk
Shaker Sugar
Sweet Potato
It was so . . . delicious!
This is a little place in Louisville that has ice cream and pies. In fact the name is the Homemade Ice Cream and Pie Kitchen. I highly recommend it. And next time (you know there will be a next time) I want to try the strawberry-rhubarb. But they didn't have gooseberry. Just saying gooseberry takes me back to Anne of Green Gables when Miss Brooke says "oh, Anne, they'll just laugh at me and think I'm an old gooseberry!" Said with a soft "s" like guze. :)
But just look at the list below to see how difficult it was to make a choice!
WHIPPED TOPPING PIES
Key Lime
Peanut Butter
Reese’s
MERINGUE CREAM PIES (10” Deep Dish)
Banana
Butterscotch
Chocolate
Coconut
Lemon
NO SUGAR ADDED
Cherry & Apple
Spring/Summer
Baked Peach
Red Raspberry Cream
Strawberry Glaze
Fall/Winter
Mince
Pumpkin
FRUIT, CHESS & NUT PIES SEASONAL PIES
Our #1 (Best Seller)
“Dutch Apple with Caramel”
Double Crust Apple
Cherry
Blueberry
Strawberry Rhubarb
Plain Chess
Lemon Chess
Chocolate Chess
Pecan
Pecan Chocolate Chip
Unbaked pie shells -
Thin – Fruit • Thick – Cream
SPECIAL PIES
French Silk
Shaker Sugar
Sweet Potato
Friday, September 12, 2008
Line Busting
Nearly everyone knows and can commiserate with having to wait in line. I will be bold in stating that Army spouses hold top honors in having to do that, and often! It has gotten better in recent years as different systems are put in place.
For instance, our pharmacy has a numbering process. You hand in a prescription at the counter, and are handed a number and you might be told, it will be about 45 minutes, or 2 hours, or come back tomorrow!
Yesterday I did just that. And I had a magazine so I settled in for my usual wait. But the PX Pharmacy has an added new twist. There is a scrolling electronic board that lists the names of completed RXs, and I thought, oh, that's nice, now I will know when the prescription is ready. But the numbers were also electronically placed above each pick-up window, so you would know when your number was up. I faithfully watch both boards, and then I notice something curious.
When we get to within three numbers of the number on my ticket, the line behind that ticket window is about 7-8 people deep. I then see my name on the scroll board. I step up to the line and ask "aren't they going by numbers?" The folks in front of me have numbers that are higher than mine, and at this point I am, frankly, a bit confused. They answered, well, yes, but you can get in line as soon as your name is on the board. I say to no one in particular, Then why do we have numbers? They try to answer this, but not to my satisfaction. And I say, I don't mind following the rules, but they should have told me that when they gave me the numbered ticket.
Anyway, these ladies were not going to give up there place in line, my ticket superseding theirs' notwithstanding. And getting a frantic call from the Beave who was going to be late to his soccer game didn't stir up any empathy either.
What I hadn't thought of was this. The pharmacy fills the orders by number. How had their names popped up before mine? Or maybe they hadn't. Maybe they had just gotten in line when they thought it was close enough that their order would be filled by the time they got to the window. In the one ladies case, it hadn't been and they had to fill it then. Now this brings us to the question of line cutting . . . it's a terrible thing.
These "sooners" are the same type of people who in a traffic jam cut out onto the berm or refuse to feed their cars nicely after a ballgame. What do you do with folks like this? Well, I know what I do. Dislike them!
For instance, our pharmacy has a numbering process. You hand in a prescription at the counter, and are handed a number and you might be told, it will be about 45 minutes, or 2 hours, or come back tomorrow!
Yesterday I did just that. And I had a magazine so I settled in for my usual wait. But the PX Pharmacy has an added new twist. There is a scrolling electronic board that lists the names of completed RXs, and I thought, oh, that's nice, now I will know when the prescription is ready. But the numbers were also electronically placed above each pick-up window, so you would know when your number was up. I faithfully watch both boards, and then I notice something curious.
When we get to within three numbers of the number on my ticket, the line behind that ticket window is about 7-8 people deep. I then see my name on the scroll board. I step up to the line and ask "aren't they going by numbers?" The folks in front of me have numbers that are higher than mine, and at this point I am, frankly, a bit confused. They answered, well, yes, but you can get in line as soon as your name is on the board. I say to no one in particular, Then why do we have numbers? They try to answer this, but not to my satisfaction. And I say, I don't mind following the rules, but they should have told me that when they gave me the numbered ticket.
Anyway, these ladies were not going to give up there place in line, my ticket superseding theirs' notwithstanding. And getting a frantic call from the Beave who was going to be late to his soccer game didn't stir up any empathy either.
What I hadn't thought of was this. The pharmacy fills the orders by number. How had their names popped up before mine? Or maybe they hadn't. Maybe they had just gotten in line when they thought it was close enough that their order would be filled by the time they got to the window. In the one ladies case, it hadn't been and they had to fill it then. Now this brings us to the question of line cutting . . . it's a terrible thing.
These "sooners" are the same type of people who in a traffic jam cut out onto the berm or refuse to feed their cars nicely after a ballgame. What do you do with folks like this? Well, I know what I do. Dislike them!
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Civics 101
People! It's really not that hard to make a decision about the upcoming election. First take a look at each of the parties platforms, and then compare them point for point. OK, if you're not up to wading through the fluff, the hyperbole and the glittering generalizations just google, compare democrat and republican platforms, and you will find several sites which bullet these points very nicely. Then you can hone in on the two or three issues that are make or break it for you. How hard is that?!
Yet, every day I hear people on the news who say they are undecided! Do us a favor, would you, undecideds, and stay home this election day.
Yet, every day I hear people on the news who say they are undecided! Do us a favor, would you, undecideds, and stay home this election day.
Saturday, September 6, 2008
To The Dogs
Is it just me, or do we seem to have an increased dog population in Clark area housing since the beginning of summer? We have had many new folks move in so it shouldn’t be surprising that we have many new furry faces in the neighborhood.
With that maybe we should talk about the social protocol that comes with owning a pet in a community. The first thing that comes to mind is the walking. Dogs have energy (think of it as dog Chi) and according to the Dog Whisperer it should be released on a daily basis. In other words: bleed the Chi. Dogs need to survey their domain, and many need to secure it.
My own male dog, Kip secures quite a bit of it. He is what is known as an Alpha, and as many trees as there are on the street he will take the trouble to mark them all. He is also part foxhound and this bit of him gets us into trouble sometimes on our daily mission. When he spots what he must think look like a fox, but is actually just a cute little fuzz ball of a dog, he kicks into high alert. “Sergeant Rudyard Kipling reporting for duty Sir!” I try to get him to sit but he’s not having it. “Sir, I’m ready Sir, send me in, NOW!” Kip, do you know what a gentle leader is? “Yes, sir, but . . . Thur, Thur?!” So we walk now with a gentle leader harness on him and that helps. As does the bag of meat scraps I carry.
What I’m saying is maintain control of your pet, even when it’s on the lead. And please don’t expect your forty-pound five or six year old child to be able to that with a 60-70 pound animal at the other end. Follow the post rules and never let your dog run loose. I’ve had close encounters of a very bad kind with loose dogs when walking mine. And when it happens accidentally just get them in as soon as possible. We fellow dog owners understand that kids leave doors open and things happen. What we don’t have patience with is folks routinely slipping up.
Another habit that dogs have that is hard to control is barking. After all, it is their form of communication, and just like humans you have your quiet ones and your, let’s say, more gregarious ones. Again, my black hound is a loud one. I try for the neighbors’ sake not to let him out when there will be things he will bark at, which is everything, from people, to other dogs, to a leaf falling from a tree! Just last week he was on a barking jag and I finally figured out that a chipmunk had gotten into our trashcan. After several hours of barking the poor little thing trapped in the can finally died from a nervous embolism, and I hope I can spare my new neighbors the same fate. Kip is now enrolled in Barkaholics Anonymous and I will be attending Bark-Anon, so things should improve. There will be a certain amount of dog conversation that goes on in the neighborhood, though, and that will be especially true when we walk the tree-lined streets of 5th Avenue and we hear the alarm spread from home to home as we perambulate along. Isn’t nice to know that our sentinels never sleep?
And that brings me to the last bit of dog protocol. It’s a tough subject to broach but it should be addressed because no one likes to receive the canine gift that keeps on giving, especially once its embedded in the crevices of a running shoe. Sure it’s biodegradable, but when it drops in a place where kids will be playing just do what I do: take a bag and take IT (the stuff which must not be named) with you!
With that maybe we should talk about the social protocol that comes with owning a pet in a community. The first thing that comes to mind is the walking. Dogs have energy (think of it as dog Chi) and according to the Dog Whisperer it should be released on a daily basis. In other words: bleed the Chi. Dogs need to survey their domain, and many need to secure it.
My own male dog, Kip secures quite a bit of it. He is what is known as an Alpha, and as many trees as there are on the street he will take the trouble to mark them all. He is also part foxhound and this bit of him gets us into trouble sometimes on our daily mission. When he spots what he must think look like a fox, but is actually just a cute little fuzz ball of a dog, he kicks into high alert. “Sergeant Rudyard Kipling reporting for duty Sir!” I try to get him to sit but he’s not having it. “Sir, I’m ready Sir, send me in, NOW!” Kip, do you know what a gentle leader is? “Yes, sir, but . . . Thur, Thur?!” So we walk now with a gentle leader harness on him and that helps. As does the bag of meat scraps I carry.
What I’m saying is maintain control of your pet, even when it’s on the lead. And please don’t expect your forty-pound five or six year old child to be able to that with a 60-70 pound animal at the other end. Follow the post rules and never let your dog run loose. I’ve had close encounters of a very bad kind with loose dogs when walking mine. And when it happens accidentally just get them in as soon as possible. We fellow dog owners understand that kids leave doors open and things happen. What we don’t have patience with is folks routinely slipping up.
Another habit that dogs have that is hard to control is barking. After all, it is their form of communication, and just like humans you have your quiet ones and your, let’s say, more gregarious ones. Again, my black hound is a loud one. I try for the neighbors’ sake not to let him out when there will be things he will bark at, which is everything, from people, to other dogs, to a leaf falling from a tree! Just last week he was on a barking jag and I finally figured out that a chipmunk had gotten into our trashcan. After several hours of barking the poor little thing trapped in the can finally died from a nervous embolism, and I hope I can spare my new neighbors the same fate. Kip is now enrolled in Barkaholics Anonymous and I will be attending Bark-Anon, so things should improve. There will be a certain amount of dog conversation that goes on in the neighborhood, though, and that will be especially true when we walk the tree-lined streets of 5th Avenue and we hear the alarm spread from home to home as we perambulate along. Isn’t nice to know that our sentinels never sleep?
And that brings me to the last bit of dog protocol. It’s a tough subject to broach but it should be addressed because no one likes to receive the canine gift that keeps on giving, especially once its embedded in the crevices of a running shoe. Sure it’s biodegradable, but when it drops in a place where kids will be playing just do what I do: take a bag and take IT (the stuff which must not be named) with you!
Thursday, September 4, 2008
The Best Man For Fhe Job
The best man for the job of vice president is a woman. Sarah Palin wowed the RNC last evening and I stayed up past my bedtime to hear her speak. It was worth it. She gave the best oorrah speech since Reagan's shining city on a hill speech in 1989. That's a long time to wait.
This speech was substance over style, though she delivered it quite well. She told us things about herself, what she's done in Alaska, a little about her family, but most of importantly, what she thinks about the job she is set to take on, and why she supports McCain for president. All that and a bag of chips! Because she used humor and facts she stirred the crowd to a place we Republicans haven't been to in a while, that of excitement and optimism about the upcoming election.
Beaver and I watched the crowds. I asked him where he thought all those folks wearing the large cowboy hats were from. "New Jersey?" Ha ha! It was a good mix of every man there, and their enthusiasm became infectious. I woke up with a smile on my face!
Here's to the new Iron Lady! The hockey mom pit bull with lipstick!
This speech was substance over style, though she delivered it quite well. She told us things about herself, what she's done in Alaska, a little about her family, but most of importantly, what she thinks about the job she is set to take on, and why she supports McCain for president. All that and a bag of chips! Because she used humor and facts she stirred the crowd to a place we Republicans haven't been to in a while, that of excitement and optimism about the upcoming election.
Beaver and I watched the crowds. I asked him where he thought all those folks wearing the large cowboy hats were from. "New Jersey?" Ha ha! It was a good mix of every man there, and their enthusiasm became infectious. I woke up with a smile on my face!
Here's to the new Iron Lady! The hockey mom pit bull with lipstick!
Friday, August 29, 2008
Labor Day and New Beginnings
Labor day weekend. The unofficial end of Summer and beginning of Fall. It used to be the real bookend of summer along with Memorial Day in the Spring to bracket off those glorious days of no school with swimming, camping, hiking and wonderful summer food.
Now school starts in the middle of August (or sooner for us!) and children across the United States are robbed of that special feeling that Labor Day used to bring, the one of new and exciting beginnings. Even college students are mostly all in classes by Labor Day Weekend. So it becomes a ho-hum holiday, more defined by seeing Jerry Lewis and his telethon than anything else. (Oh, sure, maybe it is also the unofficial start of football season too.)
I miss the good old days of the final Barbecue of the season, and being able to say no white shoes after Labor Day! I will never really be a follower of the solstices and equinoxes as markers of my seasons. Those are not neat and tidy, like the end of a three month span. So I will be celebrating Labor Day this year with a pot-luck get-together and labor unions will not be mentioned at all, nor will I be thinking about the day of work I might be missing. And I will be commemorating all of the wonderful ends of summer, beginnings of a new school year that I have been a part of, and trust me there were a lot!
As I posted on my white board eighteen years ago on the first day of our home school, Be there or be square!
Now school starts in the middle of August (or sooner for us!) and children across the United States are robbed of that special feeling that Labor Day used to bring, the one of new and exciting beginnings. Even college students are mostly all in classes by Labor Day Weekend. So it becomes a ho-hum holiday, more defined by seeing Jerry Lewis and his telethon than anything else. (Oh, sure, maybe it is also the unofficial start of football season too.)
I miss the good old days of the final Barbecue of the season, and being able to say no white shoes after Labor Day! I will never really be a follower of the solstices and equinoxes as markers of my seasons. Those are not neat and tidy, like the end of a three month span. So I will be celebrating Labor Day this year with a pot-luck get-together and labor unions will not be mentioned at all, nor will I be thinking about the day of work I might be missing. And I will be commemorating all of the wonderful ends of summer, beginnings of a new school year that I have been a part of, and trust me there were a lot!
As I posted on my white board eighteen years ago on the first day of our home school, Be there or be square!
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Pass the Rifles Please
We live on an Army post where we see all kinds of things that would make the general public stop and stare. It is a training post. Basic training roadside marches with soldiers in full regalia are not unusual. In fact where we live, it can actually sound like a war zone. The house shook most of last night as tanks worked their target practice and the thunderous impact made the windows rattle. And the sound of basic trainees early in the morning and evening is like the dull roar of a sports stadium filled to capacity.
But something yesterday even made me take a second look. There is a field house just a couple of hundred yards out our back door and up a small hill. A small unit of a hundred or so soldiers were in their standard gray PT uniforms, you know gray shorts and T-shirt with the black ARMY across the front. They had formed lines, which is also Army standard. A Sergeant at the front of this huge line was handing out, as each soldier stepped forward one at a time, rifles!
That I had never seen before! Were they going to do a three-miler while lugging their guns? The usual procedure for getting equipment is quite different. You get your Kevlar (helmet), your rucksack, boots and other standard Army issue together. I will have to ask the next drill sergeant I see about this unusual drill.
But something yesterday even made me take a second look. There is a field house just a couple of hundred yards out our back door and up a small hill. A small unit of a hundred or so soldiers were in their standard gray PT uniforms, you know gray shorts and T-shirt with the black ARMY across the front. They had formed lines, which is also Army standard. A Sergeant at the front of this huge line was handing out, as each soldier stepped forward one at a time, rifles!
That I had never seen before! Were they going to do a three-miler while lugging their guns? The usual procedure for getting equipment is quite different. You get your Kevlar (helmet), your rucksack, boots and other standard Army issue together. I will have to ask the next drill sergeant I see about this unusual drill.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Defending the Goal
This was the Beaver's 4th game of the season, although the last two games counted more as scrimmages. The Falcons were up against one of their toughest competitors, Trinity. We are down one of our key players, in fact, he's out for the season with an injury. So the mindset going in was not too good. Trinity outnumbers us by almost double, which means they can rotate their players frequently and stay fresh. But our defense was on. They played hard and kept the ball on the move. Still our keeper played an awesome game. He was credited with 24 saves! Yep, that would be the Beaver!
And there were several near misses, and grabs that were loose, and then tightened up. It was the fastest game with many gasps, groans, and heart-attack moments. That's just from us parents!
Our offense was kept busy in the defending mode as well, but they did try a number of shots on goal. More importantly, they played as a team and communicated well. The other team played an aggressive game, and part of that strategy was to intimidate by yelling, in what I would say was not a very sportsmanship like manner, but it does seem to work for them. The final score was 0-1, but the Falcons should be very proud of keeping the score that low. Not as good as a win, but sometimes it's just about defending the goal.
And there were several near misses, and grabs that were loose, and then tightened up. It was the fastest game with many gasps, groans, and heart-attack moments. That's just from us parents!
Our offense was kept busy in the defending mode as well, but they did try a number of shots on goal. More importantly, they played as a team and communicated well. The other team played an aggressive game, and part of that strategy was to intimidate by yelling, in what I would say was not a very sportsmanship like manner, but it does seem to work for them. The final score was 0-1, but the Falcons should be very proud of keeping the score that low. Not as good as a win, but sometimes it's just about defending the goal.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Dream A Little Dream Of?
Do you remember your dreams?
Last night I had a doozie. It included several Sasquatches and various rednecks in red and black flannel shirts chasing them. I know, I know, I watch too much TV, particularly the Fox news channel! I believe there was a little lost girl in the mix.
The thing is with my dreams is I know they are dreams, I will even say to my asleep self, "Why are you dreaming about this?!" Ha! And what would Freud say about all of this? And sometimes I will even do a kind of rewind and play it back with my preferred scenario. But then, if you think about it, they are all MY scenarios, but my Id overrides my Superego, or vice versa, so I get what I want.
I don't normally even have that many dreams. Last night I had a late night snack and I think that's what triggered my hairy non-REM cycle video. Usually I'm really tired and my sleep is much more like the black hole, and I think that's a good thing. Not that dreaming is a bad thing, unless it's about Bigfoot!
Last night I had a doozie. It included several Sasquatches and various rednecks in red and black flannel shirts chasing them. I know, I know, I watch too much TV, particularly the Fox news channel! I believe there was a little lost girl in the mix.
The thing is with my dreams is I know they are dreams, I will even say to my asleep self, "Why are you dreaming about this?!" Ha! And what would Freud say about all of this? And sometimes I will even do a kind of rewind and play it back with my preferred scenario. But then, if you think about it, they are all MY scenarios, but my Id overrides my Superego, or vice versa, so I get what I want.
I don't normally even have that many dreams. Last night I had a late night snack and I think that's what triggered my hairy non-REM cycle video. Usually I'm really tired and my sleep is much more like the black hole, and I think that's a good thing. Not that dreaming is a bad thing, unless it's about Bigfoot!
Monday, August 18, 2008
Ain't She a Peach?
Our monthly book club meeting is coming up and you might well ask what does that have to do with peaches? Well, it's a circuitous route, but we get there. The title of our book is Rhett Butler's People, and yes it's an add on to the famous Gone With the Wind tale of Scarlet and Rhett, but from Rhett's side of the story. It's not bad and keeps an accurate parallel to the original. Of course you had to like the original, and I did.
When I'm reading a novel I always pay attention to the food mentioned in the setting and since Tara is in Georgia, I naturally had to think of Georgia peaches . . . because making a Vidalia Onion Cobbler doesn't sound nearly as appetizing, does it? And our commissary had fresh local peaches by the basket. So it was serendipity wasn't it, that I should make a peach cobbler while reading about Scarlet and Rhett finally living happily ever after!
When I'm reading a novel I always pay attention to the food mentioned in the setting and since Tara is in Georgia, I naturally had to think of Georgia peaches . . . because making a Vidalia Onion Cobbler doesn't sound nearly as appetizing, does it? And our commissary had fresh local peaches by the basket. So it was serendipity wasn't it, that I should make a peach cobbler while reading about Scarlet and Rhett finally living happily ever after!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
The Worst Cut Is the Deepest
Yeah, I'm back on the haircut thing for the Beave. But as it turns out, it's not a bad hair cut after all. I would never tell the Beave this, but he's just really a cutie no matter how he wears his hair. Anyway, Saturday the sheep was shorn, but not to the skin, about 1 inch on the top still left and then shorter on the sides. Turns out that the soccer team members are all trying to get a fauxhawk thing going for games. (Think Beckham before he went all skinhead!)
So how important are appearances to your attitude about a person? Would you rather be served at a restaurant by a clean cut looking young man, or a guy with a tattooed forearm (let's say with a skull and crossbones) and three face piercings (you know eyebrow, nose and lip) . . . I'm just saying!
So how important are appearances to your attitude about a person? Would you rather be served at a restaurant by a clean cut looking young man, or a guy with a tattooed forearm (let's say with a skull and crossbones) and three face piercings (you know eyebrow, nose and lip) . . . I'm just saying!
Friday, August 8, 2008
Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut
P. J. O'Rourke's book title is Age and Guile Beat Youth, Innocence, and a Bad Haircut. Ha, a bad haircut can ruin anyone's day, young or old! Just ask the Beave.
Within the last week he has been back to the salon three times, and still has gotten in trouble. Maybe it's my fault. I said sure, you can grow your hair out this summer. And so for two months his locks have been growing trim free; got to admit it was cute. He has blonde, curly tresses, the kind a young girl could swoon over. His ball cap wreaks havoc with those curls though, sending them in swirls up and over the edge of the cap. Anyway, the school he attends has a definite hair code, off the ears, off the collar, and off the eyebrows. School started August 5. August 1, we had the first trim, just to break ground and get the Beave prepared for further shearing. Then, August 4, we went in for the kill and got what we thought would be good to go for the first day of school.
August 5, it was a no go, three demerits and back to the salon for a trim. And actually, it looked good to me. Third times a charm and all, but the Beave reported yesterday, that it seems he was following the letter of the law, but not the spirit. Huh?! They want it shorter. Now, we're beginning to feel like they are the Hair Nazis! Just kidding, the Beave said he had wanted to go short anyway, as the long hair is killing him in the heat and playing soccer.
Here's hoping that this fourth cut will be the sweetest.
Within the last week he has been back to the salon three times, and still has gotten in trouble. Maybe it's my fault. I said sure, you can grow your hair out this summer. And so for two months his locks have been growing trim free; got to admit it was cute. He has blonde, curly tresses, the kind a young girl could swoon over. His ball cap wreaks havoc with those curls though, sending them in swirls up and over the edge of the cap. Anyway, the school he attends has a definite hair code, off the ears, off the collar, and off the eyebrows. School started August 5. August 1, we had the first trim, just to break ground and get the Beave prepared for further shearing. Then, August 4, we went in for the kill and got what we thought would be good to go for the first day of school.
August 5, it was a no go, three demerits and back to the salon for a trim. And actually, it looked good to me. Third times a charm and all, but the Beave reported yesterday, that it seems he was following the letter of the law, but not the spirit. Huh?! They want it shorter. Now, we're beginning to feel like they are the Hair Nazis! Just kidding, the Beave said he had wanted to go short anyway, as the long hair is killing him in the heat and playing soccer.
Here's hoping that this fourth cut will be the sweetest.
Monday, August 4, 2008
Similes, Analogies, Metaphors and Like, Whatever
Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their
collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school
essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of
teachers across the country.
Here are last year's winners.....
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. Instead of 8:00.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil,this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school
essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of
teachers across the country.
Here are last year's winners.....
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. Instead of 8:00.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil,this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Leave It To Beaver
Happy birthday kiddo!! It's funny yesterday's post should be about moving and I ended with unpacking, that's another story, because that's what I remember most about your birth. We had just made the move to West Point and were lucky enough to have borrowed temporary quarters that overlooked the Hudson. I was a waddling eight months pregnant and your brother and sister were ten and eight years old. The system at West Point was to have a housing draw in early June based upon rank. Your Dad was just a Captain at the time our name was low on the list, hence the month long wait.
And as the days went by and my due date drew nearer I must confess I began to get a little worried. But God is good and we signed for quarters with a week to go. I remember thinking, Hang in there little buddy. But I guess you had other ideas!
So about four hours after the moving truck had unloaded the last box, and your Dad and I were furiously unpacking, you decided, That's it, you got the house, I'm on my way!
Now let me tell you just how good God really is. A very new friend of mine from church had stopped by earlier and asked Wally and Betty to spend the night at her home, and I had let them go. And because it was one o'clock in the morning when we left our box strewn new quarters for the hospital, we didn't have to worry about what to do with your brother and sister. And when they woke up the next day they had a new baby brother!
And as the days went by and my due date drew nearer I must confess I began to get a little worried. But God is good and we signed for quarters with a week to go. I remember thinking, Hang in there little buddy. But I guess you had other ideas!
So about four hours after the moving truck had unloaded the last box, and your Dad and I were furiously unpacking, you decided, That's it, you got the house, I'm on my way!
Now let me tell you just how good God really is. A very new friend of mine from church had stopped by earlier and asked Wally and Betty to spend the night at her home, and I had let them go. And because it was one o'clock in the morning when we left our box strewn new quarters for the hospital, we didn't have to worry about what to do with your brother and sister. And when they woke up the next day they had a new baby brother!
Monday, July 28, 2008
Musing on Movings
This being an off year for me (as in NO move) I can ramble on about moving with no thought as to having to actually do anything. I can speak with some authority on the subject, having made no less than 14 moves in the last 25 years, and that's just military moves, it's not counting all of the early marriage, college dorm moves!
There are definite stages to moving. The initial euphoria (or not) of finding out you have to move, the excitement of learning where you're going (or again, not, as in Korea) and then the reality sets in. Having to organize yourself for the move, the sorting, the unloading of stuff you don't need and oh, by the way, what possessed you to own in the first place!
Then there is the cleaning, painting, repairing of your quarters (military for house) to get ready for the final inspection. Between this, the moving company, packers, children, animals and your spouse the tension and drama builds until you reach the culmination, and snap. Then, there it is, the big blow-out. There's got to be some shouting and anger management. I find it best to get this over and done with before you hit the road or you may find yourself choking your partner at some national park, say, Mount Rushmore, and incriminating photos might be taken. I'm just sayin!
After that, the denouement naturally follows and you are happily on your way to your new location. Unpacking? That's another story!
There are definite stages to moving. The initial euphoria (or not) of finding out you have to move, the excitement of learning where you're going (or again, not, as in Korea) and then the reality sets in. Having to organize yourself for the move, the sorting, the unloading of stuff you don't need and oh, by the way, what possessed you to own in the first place!
Then there is the cleaning, painting, repairing of your quarters (military for house) to get ready for the final inspection. Between this, the moving company, packers, children, animals and your spouse the tension and drama builds until you reach the culmination, and snap. Then, there it is, the big blow-out. There's got to be some shouting and anger management. I find it best to get this over and done with before you hit the road or you may find yourself choking your partner at some national park, say, Mount Rushmore, and incriminating photos might be taken. I'm just sayin!
After that, the denouement naturally follows and you are happily on your way to your new location. Unpacking? That's another story!
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Popsicle Snobbery
Isn't it a shame they don't sell boxes of Popsicles with just the one flavor you love? Because then you wouldn't end up with half a box of grape sicles that will sit in your freezer for a few months until you decide to throw them out.
I bought the Popsicles because it's summer and there should always be Popsicles in your freezer in the summer, just like you have watermelon, corn-on-the-cob, and gallons of iced tea in the fridge. But I confess, I only like the cherry flavored ones. The orange are only tolerable, but the grape, not goin' there, just don't like grape.
And it appears, neither does the Beave. I think I'll switch to boxes of fudgesicles!
I bought the Popsicles because it's summer and there should always be Popsicles in your freezer in the summer, just like you have watermelon, corn-on-the-cob, and gallons of iced tea in the fridge. But I confess, I only like the cherry flavored ones. The orange are only tolerable, but the grape, not goin' there, just don't like grape.
And it appears, neither does the Beave. I think I'll switch to boxes of fudgesicles!
Saturday, July 26, 2008
Guilt by Association
It's been a few weeks now since the incident, but I'm still feeling it's aftershocks. This is what happened. A friend of the Beave's got onto his Myspace account and posted a very nasty item on his bulletin board. With friend's like that who needs, well, you know.
When I read the item, my eyes bugged out, my heart raced and I felt faint. Yes, it was that bad and I removed it immediately, but not before several of Beave's friends had read it and said "WHAT?!"
Remember the science experiment where you sprinkle pepper on top of water and then place a single drop of liquid soap onto it? The pepper goes shooting off to the sides of the container. That is exactly the feeling I got about the Beave . . . it was a total repulsion based on a few words. Even when I found out that he had been punked by this acquaintance the ugliness of it remained, and you just can't shake it. There is this lingering doubt, I mean, what if he actually used those words.
This is why it is so important to choose friends wisely and words carefully. You are judged by your actions. And sadly, by the actions of those you associate with. So when your friends use expletives and do crass things because they think they are funny or cool and "man, I was just kidding!" people just naturally assume you condone, or actually do the same.
When I read the item, my eyes bugged out, my heart raced and I felt faint. Yes, it was that bad and I removed it immediately, but not before several of Beave's friends had read it and said "WHAT?!"
Remember the science experiment where you sprinkle pepper on top of water and then place a single drop of liquid soap onto it? The pepper goes shooting off to the sides of the container. That is exactly the feeling I got about the Beave . . . it was a total repulsion based on a few words. Even when I found out that he had been punked by this acquaintance the ugliness of it remained, and you just can't shake it. There is this lingering doubt, I mean, what if he actually used those words.
This is why it is so important to choose friends wisely and words carefully. You are judged by your actions. And sadly, by the actions of those you associate with. So when your friends use expletives and do crass things because they think they are funny or cool and "man, I was just kidding!" people just naturally assume you condone, or actually do the same.
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